Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/6/14 8:29 a.m.

1) Make a lamp
2) Door stop
3) Tap handle ornamentation
4) Get $ for scrap
5) Whatever you suggest

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
5/6/14 8:47 a.m.

Table?

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
5/6/14 8:47 a.m.

1 is good. How long overall? My local parts yard uses an old crank for a mailbox post.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/6/14 8:51 a.m.
neon4891 wrote: 1 is good. How long overall? My local parts yard uses an old crank for a mailbox post.

It is a BMW M50 crank so not long enough for a table without welding a pipe to it.

The mailbox does not have a post - it is right on the house but that was a good one.

szeis4cookie
szeis4cookie Reader
5/6/14 8:55 a.m.

Coat rack?

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
5/6/14 8:55 a.m.

run LED lights into all the opiling holes and hang it abouve your workbench as task lighting.

rcutclif
rcutclif New Reader
5/6/14 8:56 a.m.

make it into a giant key for a hidden room in your house

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
5/6/14 8:56 a.m.

Lamp since you can't do the mailbox.

oldopelguy
oldopelguy SuperDork
5/6/14 9:02 a.m.

Weld a cam to it and make a coat rack.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
5/6/14 9:10 a.m.

If it's useless or worthless as a car part, make a lamp. Sell the lamp if you have no use for it. Make the rest of the lamp from car parts to get the most for it.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
5/6/14 9:13 a.m.

A spinning erotic toy.

ryanty22
ryanty22 Reader
5/6/14 9:31 a.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: run LED lights into all the opiling holes and hang it abouve your workbench as task lighting.

That is a really cool idea

failboat
failboat UltraDork
5/6/14 9:33 a.m.

except thats a camshaft. well berkeley me, right?

EvanB
EvanB PowerDork
5/6/14 9:48 a.m.

Put some spikes on it and make a grill rotisserie.

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
5/6/14 9:53 a.m.

Barstool!

fidelity101
fidelity101 Dork
5/6/14 10:05 a.m.

Nightstand?

tr8todd
tr8todd HalfDork
5/6/14 10:41 a.m.

I was just thinking about using one with an old hubcap welded to the top as a plant stand for the front porch, but the wife vetoed that idea before I even finished the sentence. I guess my idea would make a good ash tray for outside my shop, except for the fact that I don't have any friends or family members that smoke.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/6/14 10:49 a.m.
tr8todd wrote: I was just thinking about using one with an old hubcap welded to the top as a plant stand for the front porch, ...

Ohhh. That gives me an idea. If I were to attach an old steely to one end I could mount a bench grinder on the other and have it be heavy enough not to tip over. Hmmm.

tr8todd
tr8todd HalfDork
5/6/14 10:54 a.m.

Now thats cool right there. How can I mount my tubing bender to one of these???

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/6/14 2:35 p.m.

One of my neighbors has a 'sculpture' of a woman in his front yard. Complete with headlights. Will post a pic when I can get one surreptitiously.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
5/6/14 2:42 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: One of my neighbors has a 'sculpture' of a woman in his front yard. Complete with headlights. Will post a pic when I can get one surreptitiously.

There's a guy by me who specializes in that kind of thing. One of his works is a life-sized horse with pistons for hooves.

Edit: Found a pic:

Many years ago it was unpainted and looked way cooler.

Travis_K
Travis_K UltraDork
5/6/14 3:17 p.m.

I know someone who has a Mercedes v12 crankshaft for one of the legs of their desk.

Mr_Clutch42
Mr_Clutch42 Reader
5/7/14 6:24 a.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH: That is so cool!

noddaz
noddaz Dork
5/7/14 6:43 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It is a BMW M50 crank so not long enough for a table without welding a pipe to it. The mailbox does not have a post - it is right on the house but that was a good one.

So make an end table instead... I have a Nissan 4 cyl block that I have this in mind for.

ae86andkp61
ae86andkp61 Reader
5/8/14 2:13 p.m.

Sorry, came in here looking for the "break out the milling machine and build a homebrew V-12" option, and all I found was a bunch of lawn art discussion!

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