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David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/21/23 10:19 a.m.
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A highlight of BMW ownership? Shipments from BimmerWorld.

What’d we get this time for our E46-chassis BMW M3? Hint: It’s smaller than a breadbox.

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Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
11/21/23 10:39 a.m.
​​​Hint: It’s smaller than a breadbox.

A fresh-baked loaf of bread from James Clay?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
11/21/23 10:45 a.m.

turbo encabulator

 

J.A. Ackley
J.A. Ackley Senior Editor
11/21/23 11:19 a.m.
Colin Wood said:
​​​Hint: It’s smaller than a breadbox.

A fresh-baked loaf of bread from James Clay?

Fair answer.

jamesclay
jamesclay New Reader
11/21/23 1:12 p.m.

In reply to J.A. Ackley :

Cookies.  I would send cookies.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/21/23 1:23 p.m.
jamesclay said:

In reply to J.A. Ackley :

Cookies.  I would send cookies.

And I’d eat said cookies. :) 

Kevin_at_BW
Kevin_at_BW New Reader
11/21/23 1:33 p.m.

Well for starters, gummy bears.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/21/23 1:48 p.m.
Msterbee
Msterbee Reader
11/21/23 1:55 p.m.
David S. Wallens said:
jamesclay said:

In reply to J.A. Ackley :

Cookies.  I would send cookies.

And I’d eat said cookies. :) 

What if you said eat cookies? 

Msterbee
Msterbee Reader
11/21/23 1:55 p.m.

A very small BMW? 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/21/23 2:00 p.m.

In reply to Msterbee :

A BMW for ants!?

J.A. Ackley
J.A. Ackley Senior Editor
11/21/23 4:17 p.m.
914Driver said:

Well, if it's these just forward them to an Ex or your local Gov't Rep.

That was a riveting read. I'm glad I work remotely. laugh

02Pilot
02Pilot PowerDork
11/21/23 4:27 p.m.

It's obviously a BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox. 14% smaller and 11% lighter than a standard breadbox, but still capable of holding most standard and metric loaves, the BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox is made of carbon fiber and high-strength aluminum alloy, with no fewer than seven BMW roundels (six if you do not opt for the Deep Carbon trim on the handle). The BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox allows you to easily incorporate bread products into your active life.*

*Subscription required for BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox activation.

Kevin_at_BW
Kevin_at_BW New Reader
11/21/23 5:48 p.m.

In reply to 914Driver :

We are well aware of the evil that are sugar-free gummies and would never subject our customers to such atrocities.

Never. Not even once.

Our gummies are sugarFUL and underwear safe.

Ranger50
Ranger50 MegaDork
11/21/23 6:30 p.m.

If it was a box sent to me, it would only have ate brake fluid in it. 

Msterbee
Msterbee Reader
11/21/23 7:10 p.m.
David S. Wallens said:

In reply to Msterbee :

A BMW for ants!?

That looks more like it's sized for chipmunks...  

jgrewe
jgrewe Dork
11/21/23 11:24 p.m.

I'm not one to spread conspiracy theories but something is going on with these "packages" just showing up. I got, not one, but two of them today as well.

I'd play the "what's in the box" game too but the names are on the boxes...

 

Olemiss540
Olemiss540 Dork
11/22/23 4:05 a.m.
02Pilot said:

It's obviously a BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox. 14% smaller and 11% lighter than a standard breadbox, but still capable of holding most standard and metric loaves, the BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox is made of carbon fiber and high-strength aluminum alloy, with no fewer than seven BMW roundels (six if you do not opt for the Deep Carbon trim on the handle). The BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox allows you to easily incorporate bread products into your active life.*

*Subscription required for BMW Lifestyle Accessory breadbox activation.

I believe this model year it was upgraded to the BMW ///MLifestyle ///MAccessory ///MBreadbox Sport.

KentF
KentF Reader
11/22/23 7:55 p.m.

Bimmer T Shirts, S, M, L and XL but not Tall and 2XL

codrus (Forum Supporter)
codrus (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
11/22/23 9:19 p.m.

Turn signals? :)

I love the gummy bears!

 

VTECracer35
VTECracer35 New Reader
11/23/23 2:12 a.m.

An oil change kit

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/23/23 8:26 a.m.

Sorry Kevin, I didn't mean to imply you were mean people, then it must be turn signals.

dbanfelder
dbanfelder
11/27/23 7:29 p.m.

This box looks suspiciously like those I have received containing motor mounts.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/28/23 10:33 a.m.

Unboxing coming soon!

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/28/23 11:12 a.m.

Actual footage, and like three of you will get it:

 

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