They need a section for "Do you think you can drive?" which leads to autocross and road racing, then "Can you really drive?" which leads to HPDE, because that was my path. 
Brilliant! Looks like it's time to buy some leathers...
HPDE for me!
damn! im going circle track racing. wonder if I can learn how not to turn right....
there are a few places where the 'do you have all your teeth?' question was left out. Those paths lead to tractor pulls, drag boats and motocross.
Other than that, this is brilliant.
Did I wind up rallycross because I stand to pee or because I'm a moron? 
In reply to rcutclif:
They just ran out of room on the flow chart.... 
Also, do wisdom teeth count towards the "Do you have all of your teeth?" question? 
wae wrote: Did I wind up rallycross because I stand to pee or because I'm a moron?
Well you don't rallycross a Subaru so it must not be because you are a moron.
That says I should be a drag racer. I can cut a killer R/T though....
Well I like to go drifting at autocross, so do I lay down when I pee?
In reply to yamaha:
what if we just change the question to 'are any of your teeth gold?'
What if I've only bludgeoned a man in Reno just to watch him die?
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
That just means you're probably a Nazi.
what about those who hillclimb?
How about "Do you have a gazillion dollars?" If yes, vintage motor racing?
Damn.....Back to the circle track for me. I guess it's in the blood and just can't shake it.
I just landed straight in Rallycross (in a subaru now that I see there are two). I would have never been great in Staged Rally anyway.
rcutclif wrote: there are a few places where the 'do you have all your teeth?' question was left out. Those paths lead to tractor pulls, drag boats and motocross. Other than that, this is brilliant.
don't forget lawnmower racing
I got drag racing, though that's based on my own estimation of a driver. Others have said I have potential.
For some reason said yes to shooting a man in Reno and wound up with wheel to wheel. Should have just admitted I'm a moron because auto cross and rallycross in a subaru is where it all started for me
It's surprising how many of my friends are actually morons, based on this, lol.
rcutclif wrote: In reply to yamaha: what if we just change the question to 'are any of your teeth gold?'
that would lead to "street racing" I think, right?
In reply to irish44j:
I thought the question to that would be "Do you wear flat billed hats?"
Or possibly "Do you still live with your parents?"
Thanks for posting this...btw you guys are some of the funniest mother berkeleyers I have ever read. Thats hard to do too. So for that, I thank you.
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