So of late there doesn't seem to be fun car ads........you know like the old Volkswagen GTI song were they sang a surf song in German.
So there are lots of clever folk on here so we should write some; here is mine:
The scene opens up with a couple sitting in a therapists office. The therapist waves them in, they sit down and the wife tearful explains her husband is obsessed.and she's at her wits end.
The Doctor says "don't not worry I'm completely familiar with this, why don't you have a seat in the lobby will I assess his condition"
The therapist shows him ink blots and says "tell me what you see?"
The man says "a Pre-A 356"
"And this?"
"a 917K
"And this?"
"A 3.0 RSR"
The man and the therapist emerge from the office and the therapist looks at his wife and says "ma'am your husband his perfectly fine"
Cut to the next scene and the therapist is driving in his brand new 911 down a scenic mountain road.
This could work for any make obviously.