Tom Suddard
Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:19 a.m.
I expected some interesting responses in yesterday's thread teasing the sale of our VW Fox. I didn't expect, well, this:
Good news, everybody! I talked to our supplier, and they do, indeed, have men's underwear! So, without further delay:
https://store.grassrootsmotorsports.com/products/grassroots-motorsports-boxer-briefs
Tom Suddard
Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:23 a.m.
I wish I could say we priced these so we could get rich off the car enthusiast underwear business, but I actually priced them just barely above breakeven. Maybe we'll be able to get a quantity discount if we sell a bunch?
Tom is that you? Jk.
Also- can we make a matching set for the ladies? Not gonna hide it, I would LOVE for my wife to come to bed wearing some GRM trashy lingerie.
I want the "berkeley this E36 M3" graphic right over the fly.
Tom Suddard
Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:32 a.m.
Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.
What every Dork will be wearing at the hottub this challenge season...
Tom Suddard said:
I wish I could say we priced these so we could get rich off the car enthusiast underwear business, but I actually priced them just barely above breakeven. Maybe we'll be able to get a quantity discount if we sell a bunch?
So you're saying we might get our panties in a bunch?
That's an oil stain honey.
Well maybe you should fix that leaking rear main seal...
As long as they don't come with "skid marks".
Tom Suddard said:
In reply to Vajingo :
Looks like I can get dresses!
https://store.grassrootsmotorsports.com/products/grassroots-motorsports-dress
She shows up to a date wearing that, well my warranty isn't the only thing getting extended around here.
Keith Tanner said:
Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.
Hallelujah
someone said what most of us are thinking !
Lee
UberDork
3/19/21 11:50 a.m.
Keith Tanner said:
Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.
I can't be the only one to have gotten Por-15 on my boxers.
In reply to Tom Suddard :
If the Infiniti Q45 was to ever return to The Challenge, those dresses would be great (in 2 sizes too small) as we try to recreate Nopi Nationals, 1992
And here I was hoping this was the answer to a question nobody asked.
People asked???
dean1484 said:
As long as they don't come with "skid marks".
Nah, let's see who can leave the longest 11s.
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) said:
I want the "berkeley this E36 M3" graphic right over the fly.
Putting the graphic on the rear sort of changes the meaning.
Can you do speedo's.. so I can wear them to the beach with my selection of gold chains?
thanks!
In reply to John Welsh :
I checked to see if they were available in a size that would fit 6'2 270lb, and they don't. Consider yourselves all very lucky. As a Radwood cover of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" as part of concourse presentation may have been under consideration.
Would it have impressed the judges, no. Would it have scarred them enough to not be in the right mindset to issue generous scores after such a display, absolutely.
Fueled by Caffeine said:
Can you do speedo's.. so I can wear them to the beach with my selection of gold chains?
thanks!
You read my mind! Any chance we can get them in the more minimalist style preferred by overweight old guys everywhere? You know, a banana hammock.
These look to have the "ball pouch". Only way to go....
Can you send interior photos to verify this, please not with the model......
In reply to Thinkkker :
The pouch is critical protection against losing a 10mm