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Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:19 a.m.

I expected some interesting responses in yesterday's thread teasing the sale of our VW Fox. I didn't expect, well, this:

Good news, everybody! I talked to our supplier, and they do, indeed, have men's underwear! So, without further delay:

https://store.grassrootsmotorsports.com/products/grassroots-motorsports-boxer-briefs

 

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
3/19/21 9:21 a.m.

Thank you?

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:23 a.m.

I wish I could say we priced these so we could get rich off the car enthusiast underwear business, but I actually priced them just barely above breakeven. Maybe we'll be able to get a quantity discount if we sell a bunch?

Vajingo
Vajingo HalfDork
3/19/21 9:23 a.m.

Tom is that you? Jk. 
 

Also- can we make a matching set for the ladies? Not gonna hide it, I would LOVE for my wife to come to bed wearing some GRM trashy lingerie. 

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
3/19/21 9:28 a.m.

I want the "berkeley this E36 M3" graphic right over the fly. 

 

stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
3/19/21 9:32 a.m.

It's not April 1 yet.

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
3/19/21 9:32 a.m.

In reply to Vajingo :

Looks like I can get dresses!

https://store.grassrootsmotorsports.com/products/grassroots-motorsports-dress

Tom_Spangler (Forum Supporter)
Tom_Spangler (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
3/19/21 9:38 a.m.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
3/19/21 9:41 a.m.

Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.

ultraclyde (Forum Supporter)
ultraclyde (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
3/19/21 9:46 a.m.

What every Dork will be wearing at the hottub this challenge season...

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
3/19/21 10:15 a.m.
Tom Suddard said:

I wish I could say we priced these so we could get rich off the car enthusiast underwear business, but I actually priced them just barely above breakeven. Maybe we'll be able to get a quantity discount if we sell a bunch?

So you're saying we might get our panties in a bunch?

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
3/19/21 11:24 a.m.

That's an oil stain honey.

 

 

Well maybe you should fix that leaking rear main seal...

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
3/19/21 11:28 a.m.

As long as they don't  come with "skid marks".

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
3/19/21 11:29 a.m.
Tom Suddard said:

In reply to Vajingo :

Looks like I can get dresses!

https://store.grassrootsmotorsports.com/products/grassroots-motorsports-dress

She shows up to a date wearing that, well my warranty isn't the only thing getting extended around here. 

mr2s2000elise
mr2s2000elise UltraDork
3/19/21 11:39 a.m.
Keith Tanner said:

Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.

Hallelujah 

 

someone said what most of us are thinking ! 

Lee
Lee UberDork
3/19/21 11:50 a.m.
Keith Tanner said:

Based on some of the cars you guys drive, I expect cross-shopping against used underwear on Craigslist with holes that aren't too bad and can totally be patched up when you get the chance.

I can't be the only one to have gotten Por-15 on my boxers.

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/19/21 11:55 a.m.

In reply to Tom Suddard :

If the Infiniti Q45 was to ever return to The Challenge, those dresses would be great (in 2 sizes too small) as we try to recreate Nopi Nationals, 1992

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
3/19/21 12:12 p.m.

And here I was hoping this was the answer to a question nobody asked. 

 

 

People asked???

barefootskater (Shaun)
barefootskater (Shaun) PowerDork
3/19/21 12:16 p.m.
dean1484 said:

As long as they don't  come with "skid marks".

Nah, let's see who can leave the longest 11s. 

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/19/21 12:57 p.m.
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) said:

I want the "berkeley this E36 M3" graphic right over the fly. 

 

Putting the graphic on the rear sort of changes the meaning. devil

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
3/19/21 1:06 p.m.

Can you do speedo's.. so I can wear them to the beach with my selection of gold chains?

 

thanks!

 

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
3/19/21 1:11 p.m.

In reply to John Welsh :

I checked to see if they were available in a size that would fit 6'2 270lb, and they don't. Consider yourselves all very lucky. As a Radwood cover of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" as part of concourse presentation may have been under consideration. 

Would it have impressed the judges, no. Would it have scarred them enough to not be in the right mindset to issue generous scores after such a display, absolutely. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
3/19/21 1:23 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine said:

Can you do speedo's.. so I can wear them to the beach with my selection of gold chains?

 

thanks!

You read my mind!  Any chance we can get them in the more minimalist style preferred by overweight old guys everywhere?  You know, a banana hammock.

Thinkkker
Thinkkker UltraDork
3/19/21 1:23 p.m.

These look to have the "ball pouch".   Only way to go....

Can you send interior photos to verify this, please not with the model......

 

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
3/19/21 1:30 p.m.

In reply to Thinkkker :

The pouch is critical protection against losing a 10mm

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