You Dorks Asked, We Answered: Grassroots Motorsports Underwear Now Available

Y'all are an interesting group of guys but having y'all supporting my uhmm . . . stuff would feel . . . odd.

I applaud the notion but I think this is one GRM item I can resist.

ultraclyde (Forum Supporter) said:

What every Dork will be wearing at the hottub this challenge season...

So my son wants a pair BUT with skid marks printed on the back. Ya the apple does not fall far from the tree. 

GRM underwear makes it easier to predict the day I get hit by a car.

I'm a man of my word:

YOU ARE OUR NEW FAVORITE READER (sorry everybody else).

Damn.  As a middle age married man I haven't completely given up the hope of sex in my future, but I'm not risking it with these!

I mean, it's clear from this thread that there are at least a few people who would have sex with you if you bought these.....

In reply to Tom Suddard :

Grassroots MatingSports

In reply to Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) :

What size dress do you wear? 

In reply to captdownshift (Forum Supporter) :

LOL, let's just say there's enough of me to go around.

Page 2 and no Howard Thong jokes yet. You folks are slipping...

Are we missing the big corporate sponsor tie-ins with these?

GRM Porsche Boxers

GRM VW The Thong

GRM Ford Brief-co 

GRM E36 M3 (Depends)

In reply to Old_Town :

GRM Hoosier condoms. Finish first. 

This place is full of man-sluts, potty humor & highly sophomoric behavior........................God I do love it so. 

captdownshift (Forum Supporter) said:

In reply to Old_Town :

GRM Hoosier condoms. Finish first. 

Coming in second is good.

In reply to Tom1200 :

You should've been in the office chat where we tried to find a better word for "pouch." 

Marjorie Suddard said:

In reply to Tom1200 :

You should've been in the office chat where we tried to find a better word for "pouch." 

Pickle jar

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

Et Tu Marjoie...................sigh.

You thought I was better? Uhhh

Marjorie Suddard said:

In reply to Tom1200 :

You should've been in the office chat where we tried to find a better word for "pouch." 

I like preach's term for it:

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

The magazine seems to run well...............I've spoken to JG & Tim in person (so you know), I figured Tom didn't fall far from the tree (so you know), David has similar taste in music as me (so you know), so you were the only one left........................got it, the entire office is staffed by people who behave like the crew from Time Bandits.

Helmet bag.

Speaking of which, underwear coming out the same year as a new SA helmet certification can serve as a reminder that one should purchase new to them underwear every 5 years. 

Tom1200 said:

In reply to Marjorie Suddard :

The magazine seems to run well...............I've spoken to JG & Tim in person (so you know), I figured Tom didn't fall far from the tree (so you know), David has similar taste in music as me (so you know), so you were the only one left........................got it, the entire office is staffed by people who behave like the crew from Time Bandits.

Lil bit? I mean, if we were hireable, we'd have real jobs.