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Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
7/31/09 8:26 p.m.

As the Sprockets Sturgis correspondent and medical editor, I thought I would start my Sturgis '09 report. We were originally going to have 8 bikes heading out together, but, one's back hurt, another decided to go to the big bridge on the U.P., another had stuff to do and decided to see his sister, taking his son out, another wasn't up to 2K miles on 2 wheels (he has serious medical conditions and is only alive thanks to modern medicine.) That leaves me, Dr.Linda and our friend Neal. We head out tomorrow.

I did a lot of pre-work this year for the trip. 2 new tires on the Sportster, new Sportster clutch and primary chain, new rear tire and wheel bearings on my bike, change the fluids, new clutch cable, the trailer: receiver hitch, lights, etc.

Neal has a Softtail. He got new hard bags for it, had them painted and mounted them this week.

I'm seeing quit a bit fewer bikes out on the road heading north this year. I'd say that based on previous years, the traffic out here is way down. Only saw one truck/trailer of bikes today. Some dressers, a few Softtails, few jap bikes, trikes, etc. I remember in '03 or so every vehicle had a trailer of some kind full of bikes behind it. Not like that at all so far.

I also got 2 new Motorola Rapture phones, one for me and one for Dr.L. They have a 2MP camera/video built in. I put a 4GB chip in mine. It was only like 6 bucks more than a 2GB chip at wally world. I figgered out how to get pics off it too without having to pay Verizon, which wasn't too easy because they tried to lock the phone up so you can only get your pics if you pay.

1000 miles to go.

Mental
Mental SuperDork
7/31/09 8:43 p.m.

Ride safe Doc, next year I'll be back in OK and if I don't deploy, and you can stand to be seen with a BMW, I might see ya up there.

You should be able to email those pics from your phone, or at least forward them to anotyher phone that doesn't have to pay

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
7/31/09 9:09 p.m.

Sure, come on along. BMW's are socially acceptable, after all. You do have to ride at the back, of course.

Emailing the pics would imply that I paid extra for the email/texting/fowarding service, which I don't. I don't even have voice mail. Anyway, if I put the micro SD chip in the adapter and put the adapter in my work PC (not the 5 or 10 PCs I have at home including the one with an SD slot), then I can read/write the picture directory on the micro chip. Otherwise, I can't get to the picture directory, even with a USB cable. I bought a 51 in 1 card reader at Crap Shack. I'm debating taking it along. I can read our Olympus camera with the USB cable. I'm not anticipating taking too many pics with the phone. Maybe just the annual UFO, if it is in daylight. Sometimes they do the flyover at night and all you hear is 150 dB of engine roar.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/1/09 9:52 p.m.

Day 1. Started about 0715. About 35 miles into our trip, the weather looked really, really bad, as in black, up ahead and we stopped for breakfast while most of the storm passed over. After some light rain for a hundred miles or so, it cleared up. Temps in the 70's. Nice riding. There just aren't near as many bikes out this year. We did get passed by 6 Sons of Silence riding side by side in tight formation. That's probably the least dangerous thing they do. The trailer is pulling real nice. No problems passing trucks at about 90. Most of our cruising has been below 80, around 75 or so. We did about 400 miles today and Dr.L was getting tired, so we stopped. We are at a motel right next to Mid America. We've stayed here before.

ManofFewWords
ManofFewWords Reader
8/2/09 8:22 a.m.

Keep the reports coming..

MitchellC
MitchellC HalfDork
8/2/09 11:04 a.m.

Indeed; great stuff, keep it up.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/8/09 5:16 p.m.

Day 8. Sorry I didn't have any more frequent updates. My laptop is a Toshiba Satellite Pro 4600, and I'm afraid it is a bit dated now. This motel has a wire internet, so I finally got on. My wireless 3g was sucking.

So, I'll update as I can. Gotta eat now.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/8/09 6:29 p.m.

OK, so, Day 2: Rode on into Chamberlain, S.D. A tourist trap on the Mighty Mo. Nice, expensive room off exit 265. Hot tub and pool.

Day 3, rode into Sturgis to the campground. Set up the tent and went into town. Not too crowded.

Day 4, Tuesday. Spent the day walking main street and Lazelle. Good freak show this year.

Day 5, Wednesday. Main street some more. Got buzzed by a B1B. I took some pics, but by the time I heard the roar and got my camera out, it was miles away. Got a new collar on my leather jacket for $25. The original rotted away on me. Damn. I bought that jacket at the factory in El Paso in about 1984. I guess they just don't make stuff to last anymore. The guy did a good job fixing it. I suspect he may have learned his trade in the T.D.C., but nice enough. Rode out to Full Throttle, billed as the world's largest biker bar. Pretty nice. Good band playing.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/8/09 7:56 p.m.

So, Thursday, Day 6, we rode to Mount Rushmore. Neal had never seen it. I was last there about 1989 or 1990. FYI, it now costs ten bucks to get in. I won't go off on why I, as a tax payer, have to pay $10 to get to see a national momument, having already been paying for it annually for the last 32 years. They did have a nice parking lot and have remodeled the whole area since 1990. You can now get ice cream there. We were going to go on to Crazy Horse monument to see how they are doing, but the coming storm rather directed us to head back to the campground. I have learned to respect S.D. dark clouds. We made it back before the storm hit full on. Just had a few sprinkles. A lot of people pulled out from the threat of rain. Bob Costas. The campground probably had 10% of the same day in 2006.

Day 7, Friday, we rode out to Devil's Tower, WY. Stopped in Sundance on the way out and had lunch and looked at the little odd stuff shop. We didn't go into the monument itself, as it was another pay to get on the property, and you could see it just fine from the tourist shop outside the gate. I mean, it's a rock. A big one. There was a 600+ HP V8 bike with nitrous bottles on a 502 CI big block motor. Yeah, you need that. At a gas station on the way back were like 4-5 turbocharged bikes. One was that water cooled HD sort-of sport-cruiser V-Rod. I asked the guy if 100 HP wasn't enough and he said it wasn't. That one did 211 HP on the dyno the day before, with stock internals and 18 PSI and an intercooler. The turbo was a variable vane, self contained thing. No oil lines, no water lines. 65cc of oil resivoir was good for 700 miles, feeding oil through a wick to a ball bearing cartridge. Also some F.B.I. baggers with turbos. During Bike Week, every gas stop is a bike show.

I don't remember if we got rained on Monday night, but we did Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday nights. Friday night was different. We got hailed on for a half hour plus the rain. The tornado sirens went off as we were just getting into the tent for the storm. We grabbed a jacket and ran for a building. The hail was marble to golf ball size at the campground. No pics of that, as the camera was in the bike, as was my camera phone. It was pretty bad, but we had no hail damage to the bikes. Other bikes in different parts of town weren't as lucky, and we saw some bad hail damage. Our tent, AKA The Condo, had the back wall colapse and let water in through the side window. We must have had >5 gallons of water in the tent. We bailed it out and dried it up as best we could. The sleeping bag was on the air mattress, but still wet. Not soaked, but wet. We spread it out and were coverering up with a cheap blanket I had bought in town earlier when Dr.Linda said "I wish we had a space blanket." I recalled that I have been carrying around a space blanket for the past 25+ years, went out and got it out of the saddle bag. It worked great, if a bit noisy when you roll over, and single use. Try to fold that back up. I gotta remember to buy another. Hopefully it will be another 25 years until I need to use it again.

So, we headed back out this morning, Day 8. Loaded up the trailer, somehow managing to put all the extra stuff we bought in there. I think I have a lot more weight in it somehow, or maybe just distributed differently. I gotta weigh the tounge, because however it is now, it rocks. I'm talking passing trucks at 90 MPH in a cross wind across I90, no problem. Stopped for gas and food in Rapid City on the way out. There was a hard tail chopper made from a Buell Blast. It was pretty neat. I took some pics.

Appleseed
Appleseed HalfDork
8/9/09 11:56 a.m.

I'm glad you rode! I drove through Sturgis about a week ago. It seemed like it was 40% trailers. TRAILERS!?! Bikes on trailers? WTF? Isn't the ride the original point?

fastEddie
fastEddie Dork
8/9/09 2:40 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: There was a hard tail chopper made from a Buell Blast. It was pretty neat. I took some pics.

You are required to post these immediately or ASAP whichever comes first.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/9/09 6:10 p.m.

If you see my bike on a trailer, it's being stolen. The ride up and back is the best part of the trip. You can get some T shirts:

"Nice Trailer, Bob Costas!!"

"I rode my bike to Trailer Week"

So, Day 9. Wet this AM. Then OK, then wet again. Almost OK as we stopped for lunch/gas in Cedar Rapids (DUMP), and it caught up with us. We rode through it and poured on the speed. Stopped for 5 minutes to get out of rain gear (burning up) and it clouded up as we sat there. We poured it on with a monster storm right on our back side. Made it to St. Joe.

Saw a bike with hail damage at a gas stop. They were camped about 5 miles east of us. The Heritage Softail looked like someone took a baseball bat to it. It ain't easy putting a large dent in the side of a HD gas tank. He said some caddy had like 7 holes through the back window. That ain't easy either.

I'll get some pics up when I get home. I gotta shrink them first, then up them to my server.

Gotta go get my free beer at the Drury Inn Happy Hour.

Mental
Mental SuperDork
8/10/09 11:26 a.m.

Guy in my office was there, told the same WX stories as you, but his wife's bike did get some hail damage between the tanks. Apparently out at the Buffalo Chip there was a picture of a guy holding two hail stone in his hand and it took up his whole hand.

Add me to the glad you rode chorus. I rode from Enid OK there and back via Omaha in 2001, its really theonly way to go, but I swear SD is the most bring ride until you hit the Black Hills.

mistanfo
mistanfo Dork
8/10/09 2:02 p.m.

Good to hear that you rode out. One day, maybe I'll get there. I'll get funny looks on the Wee though.

Keith
Keith SuperDork
8/10/09 2:56 p.m.

What do Harleys and dogs have in common?

They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks!

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/10/09 3:53 p.m.

Day 10. Made it home about 1330. ~2300 miles total. We're beat. Got chased by a bad storm from St. Joe south. If we had stopped for food, we would have been drenched again, so we just poured it on and out rode it. Looks like it's catching up. I think we were starting to look a bit rough. Young families would scurry their children away from us as we walk around gas stations. Neal was out by his bike and heard a child say "Oh, look, Mommy, a motorcycle." She replied "Stay away from there. They just came back from their wild party."

We lucked out here too with no hail damage I can see yet. All the critters are alive and everything is intact.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/10/09 6:10 p.m.

You can always spot the Canadians. Their mouths hinge at the back of their heads.

We actually met some nice Canadians this time at the campground. Unlike the shiny happy people we ran into last time.

OK, in no particular order:

The Blast chopper:

The 502 Boss Hoss. It says "657 HP" on the side:

Another one on Main Street:

Turbocharged V-Rod:

The campground:

Some Devil's Tower pics:

Full Throttle Saloon:

Main Street:

Rushmore:

Somewhere around Sioux City:

Appleseed
Appleseed HalfDork
8/11/09 12:22 a.m.

That's a Blast? Wow. Never would have guessed. Cool.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x Dork
8/11/09 9:07 a.m.

Great pics...

oldopelguy
oldopelguy Dork
8/11/09 9:53 a.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: Somewhere around Sioux City:

Exit 27 on I-29 in Vermillion, SD, actually, Coffee Cup truck stop. That's 8 miles from where I grew up, where my parents still live, and where I'm currently storing a dozen or so projects.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/11/09 10:05 a.m.

Yup, that was it. Decenty coffee and they had Sturgis T shirts for six bucks. I figgered it was OK to buy because I did go and we were still in S.D, so I picked up a couple extra. The guy with the hail damaged Heritage Softail was there. He was suggesting that S.D. pass a manditory helmet law for campgrounds.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/11/09 1:52 p.m.

Post Trip to Sturgis Day 1 (PTSD 1)

As I expected, attendance was way down. I'd say it was more like in the late 80's, which is good, because the past few times has been so crowded, you couldn't do anything. More "hard core" people showed up and less yuppies/RUBs. No Canadian trouble this year. Like I said, much more hard core this year and no one caused any trouble. There were a lot of 1%'ers out this year. A whole bunch of Sons of Silence and Angels. Didn't see any Banditos. I think the SoS must have been having their national meeting or something because we saw them from all over, including Texas. I didn't ask, of course.

Friday morning, before the storm, I'd say that our campground had maybe 10% of the people that were there on Friday morning 3 years ago. Wall Drug had about half the people there Monday morning as compared to 2-3 years ago. If I had to guess, I'd say total attendance at Sturgis was about half of '07, and if you include the whole area, maybe 25% to 1/3. In '05 and '06, it was solid bikes on the road from the SD border on in all directions. This time, it was way down. You could actually get 2-3 parking spots on Main Street at 10 AM. Later on, you might have to go down the length to find a single spot, but you didn't have to lap twice like in '06.

The bikes did great. The Sporty was getting about 50 MPG on the whole trip. A low of maybe 48 and a high of 53. The Twinky had trouble keeping up with the old Evo and old Sporty up in higher altitudes. Remember my bike is an '86 with 80K miles on it and Dr.Linda's is an 87 with 52K. The trailer pulled just fine once I had the load figured out. OK before that as long as I kept it under about 80. I'm not real pleased with the 1157 LED tail light replacements. I need brighter ones. The little wedge bulbs did OK, though, but they are just for the tour pack and fender tips. I think I may just go through Digikey and find some LEDs that have the same Lumens as a standard 1157 and build my own. The only wrenching I had to do was to replace a tour pack latch. I had ordered a whole set of them but they didn't get here before the trip, so I stopped and bought one latch to replace the worst one. Five minutes of wrenching there. Oh, and I adjusted the Sportster's new clutch once.

So, a good ride, good trip. Ya'll missed it.

Dr.Hess Sturgis Correspondent/Medical Editor Sprockets

Mental
Mental SuperDork
8/11/09 5:16 p.m.

I'm surprised you went the slab route all the way down. Ever done the Valintine route?

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
8/11/09 6:46 p.m.

Yeah. I've been through Valentine, NE. Never again.

General Custer sent his best scout out. The scout came back and said: "General, I've got good news and bad news. What do you want first?" Custer, being a man of action, said "Give me the bad news first." The scout replied "Well, we're surrounded by Indians, outnumbered 20:1, out gunned and we're all gonna get killed." Custer replied: "Yes, that's bad news, alright. What's the good news?" The scout replied: "We don't have to ride back across Nebraska."

I told that to a friend of mine from Nebraska. He said "Well, you must not have ridden through the pretty part. What part did you ride through?" I said "I dunno, we went through Valentine." He said "Oh, that was the pretty part."

Mental
Mental SuperDork
8/11/09 8:36 p.m.

Good one, my Husker wife was not amused.

Fair enough. I've done S Dakaota three times, NE more than I should, and western Kansas every time I want to go anywhere. Kansas is the worst, only marginally better is S Dakota. You could always go through Alliance and see Carhenge. Thats where the Nebraska National Forrest is (the old joke we had was there is only one forrest in Nebraksa and you have to pay to get in it.)

I just figure 2 lane would be more your style than slab.

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