captainzib
captainzib Reader
2/19/09 4:01 p.m.

http://jalopnik.com/5152045/ten-cars-and-the-type-of-guys-they-attract

Number 1 FTW

EricM
EricM HalfDork
2/19/09 4:51 p.m.

LOLZ

pete240z
pete240z HalfDork
2/19/09 5:09 p.m.

excellent. I love the red jacked up pickup.

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam Dork
2/19/09 6:01 p.m.

Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.

pete240z
pete240z HalfDork
2/19/09 7:01 p.m.

this was a good one too.

Rounding out his mid-thirties, middle management man has a cushy cubicle job and stock options. To help his worldly image, he picks up that shiny silver Audi he's always had his eye on. Too bad he'll pay out an assload to fix that blinking airbag light because he doesn't know a spanner from a ratchet.

patgizz
patgizz Dork
2/19/09 7:42 p.m.

i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata

alex
alex Reader
2/19/09 9:27 p.m.
Twin_Cam wrote: Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.

Agreed. Guess I gotta go out and get me a #9 or #2 now...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/19/09 9:31 p.m.

Wow, even Jalopnik knows that miata is the answer

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
2/19/09 9:40 p.m.

GRM wisdom is spreading apparently.

P.S. I like that red chevy.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
2/20/09 12:12 a.m.

"I'll start driving a prius as soon as you can fit your whole foot up your ass"

classic...thank you Jalopnik.

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
2/20/09 1:50 a.m.

Ha! My buddy is the four collar popped Jeep dude. He has, however, actually done some off roading.

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/20/09 5:55 a.m.

Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

PHeller
PHeller Reader
2/20/09 9:36 a.m.

That Chevy looks pretty sweet, looks more Baja Truck than it does Bronco with blocks.

Cotton
Cotton Reader
2/20/09 9:43 a.m.
patgizz wrote: i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata

they kind of did at one point with this list http://jalopnik.com/tag/9_3/?id=281706

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
2/20/09 10:11 a.m.

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/guytypes/1006981519

I thought that was my sister's boyfriend for a minute

But seriously, he could be (and he drives a company pickup...like a ricer...and wants to get an offroader)

CrackMonkey
CrackMonkey Reader
2/20/09 10:26 a.m.

Mini SUV = the biggest Wrangler ever?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Dork
2/20/09 10:47 a.m.

I am so digging that Chevy pickup!

S2
S2 New Reader
2/20/09 11:45 a.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

Yep, doing it as well, depressing as it is. Luckily my wife likes the Odyssey, which has quasi-street cred after the smack down it gave in an older GRM. Of course, that was against cars old enough to be it's grandfather with 90 hp (356).

dj06482
dj06482 New Reader
2/20/09 1:03 p.m.

The Odyssey is a great car, we bought an '05 EX last summer and it's been a godsend with the kids. Not too much of a penalty to drive, either...

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
2/20/09 2:30 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

Why go mini when you can go "Maybe I'm a Jehova's Witness. Maybe I'm about to run you the berkeley over. You feel lucky, punk?"

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
2/20/09 2:34 p.m.

Church van!

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/20/09 6:34 p.m.

TehPoopie,

Those are big, useful and cheap, but....

I only need to tow about 2500 pounds, and as far as I know, Kim isn't a clown car.

dean1484
dean1484 HalfDork
2/20/09 7:50 p.m.

A picture that I just dont need.

slathering ketchup on themselves while dancing around a Ouji board and chanting the lyrics to Night Moves by Bob Seger.
MitchellC
MitchellC Reader
2/21/09 1:03 a.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Kim isn't a clown car.

There are many ways to interpret this, and they are all funny.

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