What should I spend it on?

I'm leaning towards some new deepwell socket sets. But, what else is there?

Motorcycles?

Oh, that HD.

GC Subaru?

Power tools,grinder,sawzall? Expand your destructive horizons

Build her a new kitchen.

914Driver wrote: Build her a new kitchen.

Yeah, what does SWMBO want you to do around the house?

Then you can possibly justify buying new tools to do the work.

EvanB wrote: GC Subaru?

I would not trade a $100 Subaru for a Harley.

I don't have nearly enough Loctite for that.

chandlerGTi wrote: Motorcycles? Oh, that HD.

EvanB wrote: GC Subaru?

As a Harley owner and a Subaru owner, I was confused about this thread.

RealMiniDriver wrote:

chandlerGTi wrote: Motorcycles? Oh, that HD.

EvanB wrote: GC Subaru?

As a Harley owner and a Subaru owner, I was confused about this thread.

+1

914Driver wrote: Build her a new kitchen.

Kitchen is only 4 years old. I'm not remodeling it again already lol

Here are some real things a dude said while he was at HD, which he wrote down so you could laugh at him.

1

Me: "What's that thing, for when you have that thing?" Home Depot Guy: "You're going to need to be a little more specific. We have alot of things here."

2

Me: "I need something for brown spots in my yard." Home Depot Guy: "What's causing the spots?" Me: "Um...is that something I would know? That's why I came here."

3:

Me: "What's the name of that product, for when you want to lock your window?" Home Depot Guy: "A.....window lock?" Me: "Don't be like that."

4

Home Depot Guy: "This paint swatch isn't large enough for us to match it." Me: "If I bring you enough paint to make a decent- size swatch, I will be damaging my wall worse"

5:

Me: "What's that thing called, the rope that goes around the wood burning stove but does not catch on fire?" Home Depot Guy: "Gasket." Me: "See, there's a word I didn't even know before just now. Oh and also, what's the name of the thing that holds the fireplace poker and shovel, but not those things themselves because I already have those?" Home Depot Guy: "How do you have the tools and not the holder? We don't sell 'just the holder.'"

As you can see, the questions that I ask are so simplistic and absurd, you'd be hard-pressed NOT to laugh at me if you were the Home Depot guy. And yet, I get a little offended every time they laugh.

It will only buy a tenth of an inch, so use it for a down payment on granite countertops.

Spend it on Hook(er)s and Leaf Blow(er)