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oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy SuperDork
6/23/15 11:09 a.m.

This is America's new $13 billion warship.... USS Gerald Ford.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ HalfDork
6/23/15 11:23 a.m.

What kind of asshat parks an imperial star destroyer in the water?

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
6/23/15 11:29 a.m.

Not sure I like the trend of naming them after presidents. I liked the older, semi-random naming style.

Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then?

...and they say the government does not create jobs...

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Dork
6/23/15 11:40 a.m.

Try building one yourself. Honestly that price is probably about right.

4.5 acres of sovereign US territory wherever you want.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
6/23/15 11:44 a.m.

Have you ever seen a "defense" spending amount that was a nice price?

aircooled wrote: Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then?

It could be a solar-powered command ship that isn't much good for command but belts out sensible advice over loudspeakers and the radio, which everyone ignores because it sounds so negative

Cone_Junkie
Cone_Junkie SuperDork
6/23/15 11:55 a.m.
aircooled wrote: Not sure I like the trend of naming them after presidents. I liked the older, semi-random naming style. Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then? ...and they say the government does not create jobs...

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
6/23/15 12:06 p.m.

I doubt they could name it after Carter.. any more than could after Clinton.. they are still alive

yamaha
yamaha MegaDork
6/23/15 12:15 p.m.

In reply to mad_machine:

There's a carrier with the name Bush out sailing the seas.......

The next one of this class is supposed to be the Enterprise however.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
6/23/15 12:16 p.m.

George Bush is dead!?!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_George_H.W._Bush

But, yes, I agree. I thought it was pretty strange naming a ship after a still breathing president.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
6/23/15 12:17 p.m.

So what's the big deal? It's only 13 Billion. Hell, Don Johnson was once picked up trying to cross into Switzerland with almost that much in cash in a brief case. No, I'm not making that up and no, that was not on TV or a movie, that was real life. OK, maybe it was about half that amount, but still, two little road trips for a washed-up actor from Germany to Switzerland and you have enough cash to buy one of those things.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
6/23/15 12:17 p.m.

Ahhh, yes, a Carter sub. Makes sense, but still in a way insulting.

You know, those things are full of...

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UberDork
6/23/15 12:20 p.m.

Can you imagine what would go on in the captain's quarters of the USS Clinton?!?!

yamaha
yamaha MegaDork
6/23/15 12:21 p.m.

Check that, third in class......WTF?

How the Kennedy's lobbied to beat out the return of The Big E is beyond me.

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Dork
6/23/15 12:25 p.m.
Cone_Junkie wrote:
aircooled wrote: Not sure I like the trend of naming them after presidents. I liked the older, semi-random naming style. Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then? ...and they say the government does not create jobs...

The sub is apropos, considering Carter's Navy job as a nuclear engineer.

oldtin
oldtin UberDork
6/23/15 12:27 p.m.
Cone_Junkie wrote:
aircooled wrote: Not sure I like the trend of naming them after presidents. I liked the older, semi-random naming style. Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then? ...and they say the government does not create jobs...

should name a sub the uss lewinski

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UberDork
6/23/15 12:29 p.m.
aircooled wrote: Ahhh, yes, a Carter sub. Makes sense, but still in a way insulting. You know, those things are full of...

....so that means a Bill Clinton submarine is only a matter of time?

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
6/23/15 2:00 p.m.
aircooled wrote: Ahhh, yes, a Carter sub. Makes sense, but still in a way insulting. You know, those things are full of...

No, what?

kanaric
kanaric Dork
6/23/15 2:02 p.m.
aircooled wrote: Not sure I like the trend of naming them after presidents. I liked the older, semi-random naming style. Ford. An un-elected president, really? So.... we can expect a USS Carter then? ...and they say the government does not create jobs...

I agree. I think this concept of naming E36 M3 after politicians is something the soviet union would do.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
6/23/15 2:03 p.m.
aircooled wrote: George Bush is dead!?!? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_George_H.W._Bush But, yes, I agree. I thought it was pretty strange naming a ship after a still breathing president.

There was some lobbying on that one as you are right, they don't usually do that.

Ian F
Ian F MegaDork
6/23/15 2:04 p.m.

I seem to recall the carrier Ronald Reagan was built while he was still alive.

Cone_Junkie
Cone_Junkie SuperDork
6/23/15 2:09 p.m.

The USS Gabrielle Giffords-

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Dork
6/23/15 3:08 p.m.
spitfirebill wrote:
aircooled wrote: Ahhh, yes, a Carter sub. Makes sense, but still in a way insulting. You know, those things are full of...
No, what?

What landed on Lewinski's dress.

84FSP
84FSP Reader
6/23/15 3:14 p.m.

If you want some giggles check out the corrosion issues some of our other new "wold class" vessels are having. Silly engineers... Disintegrating Defense Dollars

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/23/15 3:30 p.m.

Considering she'll be floating for 50 years or more, that's not a bad deal.

ncjay
ncjay Dork
6/23/15 3:41 p.m.

The USS Clinton - America's first submarine that comes standard with a stripper pole and a honeymoon suite

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