5-7-5

The posts in this thread

All will be in Haiku form

Start posting, berkers

Must count up to five

And then go up to seven

And then five again

Those who write haikus

Think themselves clever but they

Truly are not so.

Genius level... do it in filter terms biznitches!

Bob Costas is an
shiny happy person at
grassrootsmotorsports

Stupid iMac died
Vulcan nerve pinch didn't help
What am I to do?

I suck at haiku

Truly utterly I suck

No redeeming me

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now??

Fiesta ST

Only comes with a six speed,

which is really good.

Elephantitious

Is not to be searched at work

Trip to HR now

Hit Chinese buffet

Gorge myself and nearly pop

Now comes the mud butt.

Lug nuts form a star

Five by one fourteen point three

Crown Victoria

Watch Serenity

You can't take the sky from me

Hoban Washburn sniff

I love haiku but

I'm struggling for words today

I'll try again soon

Mowed the lawn today

Then went to work all sweaty

Now it's shower time

(I wear uniforms, so it's only kinda gross and I usually get sweaty at work anyway.)

We come here seeking
the knowledge we already know
The answer Miata

So Ever clever

Our forum posting members

To say-what column

Refrigerator
I want a kegerator
Beer tastes wonderful

Hate to admit it

I like my Honda Accord

What happened to me

At work this morning

A pigeon stole breakfast

Goodbye fresh bagel.

Mazda rx7

Why won't you start piece of E36 M3

I'm sorry...I love you!

A haiku about Miatas:

I need more power

Where's that rattle coming from?

No, I am not gay.

Suicidal cones

Throw themselves in front of me

Time penalties hurt

I stole a bagel

From an angry bus driver

He was super pissed

Racing foreign cars

In rural south Georgia

What a dumb idea

PIITB?

Margie won't like that at all!

Quit asking her, Tim