RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver UltraDork
12/23/13 7:06 p.m.

One day, a long, long, time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
12/23/13 7:08 p.m.

Gay slur.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
12/23/13 7:09 p.m.

edit: went ahead and deleted before someone got pissed.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 UltraDork
12/23/13 8:29 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote: edit: went ahead and deleted before someone got pissed.

My name is Ray Gingboner and this post offends me.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
12/23/13 9:00 p.m.

LOL

carbon
carbon Reader
12/23/13 9:05 p.m.

People who have e36m3tty people in their lives should have been more patient or selective. Dont surround yourselves with people that suck.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
12/23/13 9:37 p.m.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince asked a girl to marry him.

She said "no".

The handsome price drove fast cars, rode motorcycles, owned boats, ATV's and jet-skis, partied with his buddies, hunted and fished whenever he wanted, had a huge bank account and lived happily ever after.

The end.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
12/23/13 11:02 p.m.
carbon wrote: People who have e36m3tty people in their lives should have been more patient or selective. Dont surround yourselves with people that suck.

Sometimes you don't have a choice.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
12/24/13 6:59 a.m.

Jay Leno: http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/jay-leno/vintage/4269043

So I followed them to a house in the San Fernando Valley that had a couple of '50s-era Buicks in the front yard. We went in through the back door to the kitchen, and there was a double sink. One of the sinks was filled with carburetor ­cleaner, and car parts were soaking in it.

Then, I noticed none of the cabinets had doors, and they were filled with carburetor parts from old Buicks, all carefully labeled with tags saying what they were. As we moved throughout the house, Buick fenders, wheels, tires and other stuff were all stacked up.

So I said to the guy who seemed to be the homeowner, "Single man, are you?" He responded, "Yeah, how'd you know? The wife left eight years ago. Now I can do what I want and collect my Buick stuff."

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
12/24/13 7:56 a.m.

This thread is filling me with happiness.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
12/24/13 12:15 p.m.

In reply to Datsun310Guy:

I know that guy..

Seriously, a buddy of mine is like that with Pontiac stuff.

About once a week, one of us will swing by his house and take him for breakfast somewhere so that he can see the outside world and interact with humans.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
12/24/13 12:21 p.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote:
carbon wrote: People who have e36m3tty people in their lives should have been more patient or selective. Dont surround yourselves with people that suck.
Sometimes you don't have a choice.

Sometimes when you meet them they both suck and don't suck then these become reversed.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
12/24/13 2:49 p.m.

In reply to Curmudgeon:

Those are brilliant words there sir!

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