Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
5/20/20 11:34 a.m.

This not my writing,  saw on the Radwood FB Group

 

be me 1991 MX5 NA

> year 1991

> the trip to the dealership was exhausting, but at least I have my friends with me

> the dealership is nice. People compliment me

> year 1992

> my friends keep getting adopted, but nobody wants me

> is it because I am ugly? Is it because I am red? That can't be it, I have seen others getting adopted despite being red. I must be ugly.

> I am the last one of my original friends

> the new cars are cool to be with, but I keep thinking there must be something wrong with me

> year 1993

> my price tag is lowered

> I must be really a burden

> a couple came in and bought me. I am so happy

> they keep complimenting me and they take me to see nice places on the weekends

> the world is so nice

> we were on a vacation for a week, it was so nice

> their garage is comfortable and it is never cold

> when I am sick I get serviced by nice people who work for the same company who sold me

> I have it really lucky

> year 1995

> owners have a kid

> eventually I get to ride to the kid to pre-school

> other children like my pop-ups

> year 2001

> a new car appears in the driveway

> looks friendly

> they also call it an MX5, but he is different

> I am sure we'll be friends

> but where will it sleep?

> night comes

> owner tells me I have to get out of the garage

> but it is cold outside

> new MX5 gets my place

> it is cold and scary

> I don't want him to be cold either, but.... it was my place...

> for weeks I have been out there. I am afraid my soft top might get cut by bad people

> one day a strange man comes to our house

> they jack me up and talking about my price

> are they selling me?

> the strange man pays and puts the key in me

> i have to go with him

> my family just sold me

> strange man is nice

> he shows me to his family who also like me

> I get to their garage

> it is not warm, but better than the streets I guess

> stange man tells his name

> he does the maintenance at home

> at first I am scared, but soon I realise he knows what he is doing

> I trust him now

> my new owner takes me everywhere

> I am his only car

> I learn all the routes he takes by memory

> I meet with his friends

> he takes me around the country once. It was nice.

> I meet his girlfriend, his family and friends

> they are nice

> year 2007

> one day I get rear ended

> owner has financial problems

> it was a hit and run so the insurance doesn't pay

> he takes the bus instead of me and works extra hours

> for half year I stay in his garage

> he fixed me up

> paint doesn't really match but I don't care, I am free again

> owner still takes longer at work than usual

> did he get a loan for me?

> I feel bad if he did

> can't ask

> one day we roll up to a paint shop

> provably buying spray cans if anythig goes bad

> he leaves me there and gives the keys to an another man

> I hope I am not getting left again

> when I wake up, my paint is completely new

> I like it

> I am so grateful

> year 2012

> owner has financial problems

> tells that he has to sell me

> it hurts, but there is nothing I can do about it

> people come to look at me. I don't like them.

> thankfully they did not like me either

> owner can't skip work anymore for potential buyers

> I am getting sold to a dealership

> goodbye old friend, thank you for everything

> people look at me multiple times a day

> an old man decides to buy me

> he is mean to the salesperson

> on the way to my new home he floors me every time

> he is scary

> I have to live in on the street. No garage. It is cold

> he lives alone

> he occasionally drives drunk

> I am scared, I might die any day

> I want to leave

> I am crying every night silently without tears

> 2014

> my clutch is burned

> my brakes are screetchig

> my oil has not been changed

> my ac is dirty

> my wheen bearings hurt

> I occasionally cough

> I feel the taste of oil when I am moving. I know it is bad

> I feel my radiator leaking

> One time he tried to repair me himself, but he kicked me in the end

> 2015 he tries to sell me

> buyers point out the rust

> oh god... I did not even notice....

> now that I know I feel like I am dying

> 2016 he has a friend who puts some stange thing in my rust holes and when it dries he sands them and paints them. It looks clean but it still hurts

> he tries to sell me again

> a young kid comes

> my owner lies to him

> NO I AM NOT RUST FREE! NO I DO NOT RUN PERFECT! NO MY ENGINE IS NOT DRY OF OIL! DON'T BELIEVE HIM....he is lying..... but I still want you to take me.... I want anyone to take me away..... I will be nice I promise

> he buys me

> I am happy, but I still feel guilt

> I am crying of joy as he drives me, but I keep saying sorry because I know our relationship is based on a lie. I am so so so sorry.

> I see my new home

> I get in a driveway

> a week later he comes with a hard top

> it is cold, but he really cares

> we drive around

> he shows me to his friends

> they are so young

> they like me

> he says he is going to keep me clean and free of rust and problems.... my heart hurts

> I keep trying to keep myself together, but it hurts

> I feel my body hurt more and more and i am getting weaker

> can't lie anymore, my body gives in

> he is scares

> I am not moving for days

> his father comes to look at me

> his father diagnoses many of my problems

> his father calls him an idiot and shames him for buying me

> I am sorry

> I do not see him for days

> one day he comes home with a new radiator

> it feels nice, thank you

> the next week he comes home with new brake components

> have to admit I am getting more confident with these on

> and it goes like this for months

> he stays with me from morning to evening days straight to get everything fixed

> He is really nice, but I hear his family yelling at him to sell me

> I don't want to go, but I have caused him enough suffering

> 2017 he says we are ready

> I go out

> it feels nice. Everything is as it should be. I feel the wind. I am like when I was young

> a couple weeks pass

> whatever my prevous owner put into the rust holes falls out

> oh my god it is worse than I remember

> am I going to die?

> I see my owner being dissapointed

> his family yells at him to get rid of me

> I stay still for weeks

> one day he tells me he is going to take me for a profesional to fix my rust.

> when I wake up it is all gone

> thank you, I don't even care if the color doesn't match

> we go out again

> his friends ask him how much he spent on me

> they make fun of him for spending so much on me and me still being weak

> he tries to race me against his friends

> I try my best but they are stronger

> I am so sorry

> they laugh at him

> he tries to tell them that it is not about being fast, but I know he is hurt

> they hurt him verbally

> a couple months pass and this becomes reoccouring with friends and family

> everybody talks to him about how I was a waste of money, and maybe they are right

> I know he is ashamed of me

> 2018

> one day he comes home with a turbo set

> he has his friends over to help install it

> first it hurts, but I get comfortable with it

> it actually feels nice

> we have even went to a track day once and it helped me a lot

> he tried to race me, but I still lost to the stronger cars

> I am sorry

> 2019

> he said he loves me, but he needs something more powerful

> I don't want to leave him, but I already feel guilty for all the things he has done to me

> thank you

> my new owner comes to pick me up

> he is strange

> I get to sleep in his yard

> he keeps pushing me

> during one of his drifting attempts I hit a guardrail

> my bumpers hurt

> I get towed to his house

> they don't tell me anything

> a week later I get towed again

> are we going to a body shop?

> when we stop I see other cars with similar problems

> this must be a big body shop

> they leave me

> I am waiting my turn

> it is cold and I still hurt but eventually it'll be over

> people come

> they take parts off of other cars

> they do not return with new parts

> why?

> one day a man shows up, takes my generator off

> that had no problems, does not need to be replaced

> he doesn't come back

> did I just got robbed?

> other people come, but they just take

> it hurts

> it is cold and it hurts too much

> why?

> what is going to happen to me?

> am I just going to vanish?

> I don't want to die

> please

> I am scared

> is this hell?

> I wish someone would save me

> whenever someone is coming I imagine they'd take me away from this place

> they just keep taking from me

> one guy mentions his miata is blue but he'll just spay paint the parr from me

> wait

> is this where all the parts I got comes from?

> so whenever I got new parts that means they were from here?....

> how many?

> I am so sorry

> how many had to die so I could live?

> I have no idea

> I am so sorry

> I must deserve this

> I was so selfish

> I did not know

> I am so sorry

> I am so sorry

> I am so sorry

> I am so sorry

Take care of the people you love..

*Stolen from A Group Where We All Act Like Miata's

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
5/20/20 11:46 a.m.

It's fiction. Miatas did not sit on the lot for two years in 1991! Although it's obviously a British car.

When we were running our salvage operation and a scabby car got dragged in, I always got a little sad imagining how excited the first owner would have been on the day the car was brought home from the dealer. You don't buy a Miata just as basic transportation like you would a Camry, it's a treat. Some fall so far.

TopNoodles
TopNoodles Reader
5/20/20 12:52 p.m.
Keith Tanner said:

You don't buy a Miata just as basic transportation like you would a Camry, it's a treat.

Who says basic transportation can't be a treat?

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
5/20/20 1:07 p.m.

Hey, I've been commuting in a Miata for a quarter century :) Don't need to tell me.
But it's a decision to have a treat instead of a basic car. Anyone who buys a new Miata is excited about it. 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
5/20/20 1:29 p.m.

Don't mind me, just going to give Golfball a hug now...

T.J.
T.J. MegaDork
5/20/20 1:30 p.m.

My miata's story would be a lot shorter and less dramatic.  Bought it new and still have it 15 years later. It has spent a few nights outside, but generally has lived in a garage its whole life. 

mazdeuce - Seth
mazdeuce - Seth Mod Squad
5/20/20 1:35 p.m.

I think about this with the kids dirt bikes we race. They were once the center of the happiest day in a kids life. Maybe a couple of times as they were passed on. And we thrash them. I'm glad cars aren't really sentient even though they seem to be some days. 

slefain
slefain PowerDork
5/20/20 1:35 p.m.

Needs an alternative storyline where the car ends up in Spec Miata.

 

> Yay it is race day!

> Whee!!!

> Ouch

> Ouch

> Ouch

> Whee!!!

> Ouch

> Ouch

> Whee!!!

APEowner
APEowner Dork
5/20/20 1:45 p.m.

As I was reading that I couldn't help but wonder about the life my Spec. Miata lived that led to my buddy finding it sitting behind a repair shop with a bad motor, torn top and destroyed interior.  I also wonder if it's happy with the a new life as a Spec. Miata that my buddy and I gave it. It's not an easy life but on the rare days that it's driver gets his act together it gets to win races.  Then I remember that you shouldn't anthropomorphize cars.  They don't like it.

KyAllroad (Jeremy) (Forum Supporter)
KyAllroad (Jeremy) (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
5/20/20 2:02 p.m.

As the ??th owner of a 93 with a turbo strapped to it, I can relate to the timeline and feel of this story.  It's been around and many of it's parts have been replaced and upgraded over the years.  But it feels like a happy car and will be moving into the garage soon.

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
5/20/20 5:28 p.m.

Mine would be shorter:

2003

A nice old man buys me.

He only drives me when the weather is nice.

If it rains or white stuff falls from the sky I stay home.

I live mostly inside.

2018

Mice eat a hole in my top.

A careless lady backs into me at the gym.

My old man is sad.

He buys a newer version of me.

A "slightly less old" man buys me.

My tires feel strangely sticky.

What are all these cones for . . . yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!

My top and bumper are fixed. 

I lose a drag race to a minivan.

einy (Forum Supporter)
einy (Forum Supporter) HalfDork
5/20/20 7:05 p.m.

Here is my attempt:

1991

(the speculative early years)

An Officer in Air Force in Ohio buys me

He loves me

He only drives me in good weather

He seems quite proud of me

I live in a very nice garage

Time goes by ...

2012

(more speculation)

My owner gives me to his son

The son seems "entitled"

He does not treat me well at all

A typical ride is filled with me saying "ouch" many times

In time, I have not one body panel that is undamaged, but at least my engine is still strong

Eventually, I get parked ... maybe for good

2014

I am bought at a garage sale by a seemingly nice fellow

For very little money

But, things are looking up, I think!

My new owner puts my tired bones on a trailer to take me to my new home

What's this ... ?  I get to live inside again?  SO happy!

Old broken parts of me slowly get replaced.

I am still wrinkled on the outside, but am becoming healthy on the inside.

I can tell that my new owner is happy when he is driving me.

oh, how I missed that feeling 

2015

Something is up ... my owner brought home a bunch of tubes welded into a crazy looking cage

I think he got them from a distant place called Atlanta ... wherever that is

Oof ... I am starting to lose battered body parts now

Wait a minute, I have suddenly fallen completely to pieces!

But, each piece is being carefully cleaned, painted, and refreshed

Now my pieces are being brought back together, but all on the cage thing

Enough parts are together to do my first drive in months.  It is a short drive, but many humans seem happy, doing some crazy thing they call "high fives"

A couple more months follow, and I'm much stronger now.  Complete even.

My owner gives me a new name.  I think it should be Supercar, but he calls me Exocet!
 

John

 

 

 

 

 

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