Allright, own up. Which of you lot did this?

Whoever did it is obviously a genius.

That's just tacky. Who puts a fish lid on the can?

'80s Toyota Truck transmission?

Man, I've been in the parts business way too long.

DOHC 4 cylinder head without valve train could hold toothbrushes...

EastCoastMojo wrote: That's just tacky. Who puts a fish lid on the can?

Exactly. That's proof that it's not one of us.

I see the paper roll holder and the cup rest, but where do you put your GRM magazines?

I'd be more impressed if you could shift into 4th or, God forbid, 5th gear for those, um, tough jobs....

I've done worse.

is that duct tape covering the floor?

Matt, wouldn't you need low range for the tough jobs?

It should be a powerglide. You only need 1 or 2.

Meh.

We'd all be a lot better off with an auto.

JeepinMatt wrote: I'd be more impressed if you could shift into 4th or, God forbid, 5th gear for those, um, tough jobs....

To me tough jobs = downshift.

In any case, the shifter should flush the toilet.

so... is that fully syncro or do you need to double clutch between wipes?

Keith wrote: Matt, wouldn't you need low range for the tough jobs?

Depends on the job. Imagine the swirl you could get in third gear on that sucker.

Burritos + beer = high gear

no liquids all day = low gear

All about momentumum.

JeepinMatt wrote:

Keith wrote: Matt, wouldn't you need low range for the tough jobs?

Depends on the job. Imagine the swirl you could get in third gear on that sucker. Burritos + beer = high gear no liquids all day = low gear All about momentumum.

All that angular acceleration is going to generate a lot of friction, though...

Keith wrote: Matt, wouldn't you need low range for the tough jobs?

Depends on how old you are. At my age, it's more like antilock brakes.

Surely the internals could be removed and the access hatch hinged, viola....cooler, or coffee maker as required

aussiesmg wrote: Surely the internals could be removed and the access hatch hinged, viola....cooler, or coffee maker as required

That probably sounded a lot worse than you thought...

That probably sounded a lot worse than you thought...

Plus a whole bunch.

Toyman01 wrote:

aussiesmg wrote: Surely the internals could be removed and the access hatch hinged, viola....cooler, or coffee maker as required

That probably sounded a lot worse than you thought...

Of course this brings up the idea of using a transmission to grind coffee...