And now I will be transformed before your very eyes...

I'm closing in on 10,000.  I don't even know what the next level is.  Technically, I am already there because I lost a bunch in one of the changeovers.    

It took me years to reach Halfdork, I fear anything beyond Dork is unobtainium.

It took me years to reach Halfdork, I fear anything beyond Dork is unobtainium.

and that's how you post whore

Yeah, it's a silly system but it's the system we have.  +1 more for me.

Hi.

Am I not dorky enough for the dork club?

I like to think of myself more as a post escort.

Possibly a post companion.

I probably need to get my build thread going to post more... but that would require money for parts. Everyone come buy cars from me so I can afford the parts to get my build thread going to make dork!

In reply to MazdaFace :

Gonna need a pretty good deal for me to go all the way to Texas for a car...

And I need to sell 2 before I can buy one...

Toyman01 said:

Oh look! Another opportunity to be a post whore. 

I'm not a pro, so I guess I'll just post slut...

In reply to secretariata :

You get the best deal in town: helping me reach Dork status! What could possibly be a better deal than that?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.  

I topped out then gave up.

Fueled by Caffeine said:

I topped out then gave up.

As long as you're ok with having peaked, we'll accept you as you are.

Only 720 from the next evolution: ultimadork!

Dorkus Maximus to all that truly aspire!!!! or is to infinity and beyond??...crap these phrases always bumfuzzleme!!!,,,,,,hey !!! where's the remote???? post whore ?? hey that sounds kinda appropriate  considerin' my propensity  for my  blog  jibberishness 

In reply to 759NRNG :

I recognize all of those words as English, but together they are nonsense...

After the decoder ring they let you play with Jarts. Life gets fun. 

paranoid_android said:

In reply to Toyman01 :

Who would ever do such a thing?

why would anybody do such a thing?

paranoid_android said:

Sounds like paradise...

Looked up last week and saw SuperDork status.  Was a little surprised and quite chuffed for a minute.