dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
4/27/17 3:52 p.m.

I saw this on the book of faces and got a good laugh!! Hope it is not a repost!!!

Angry Mom Accidentally Texts 35-Year-Old Guy Instead Of Her Daughter, And Things Escalate Quickly

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UltimaDork
4/27/17 3:58 p.m.

Wow. That made today suck a lot less. Thanks for sharing!

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
4/27/17 3:58 p.m.

Hahahahahaha

fasted58
fasted58 MegaDork
4/27/17 4:04 p.m.

Excellent!

HappyAndy
HappyAndy PowerDork
4/27/17 4:22 p.m.

I think he went easy on her. Can you imagine if she had texted Huckleberry?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair UltimaDork
4/27/17 4:24 p.m.

"How am I the shiny happy person?" I LOL'd and got funny looks from coworkers.

java230
java230 SuperDork
4/27/17 4:34 p.m.

Seriously, that was great, but some people just don't understand do they?

NOHOME
NOHOME PowerDork
4/27/17 4:46 p.m.

Daughter was home sleeping off the drug binge the whole time! Can't blame the kid for taking drugs if that is how Mom parents! What a Momtard!

KyAllroad
KyAllroad PowerDork
4/27/17 5:10 p.m.

That was awesome! She was totally oblivious

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/27/17 5:17 p.m.

Poor Brad....

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr UltraDork
4/27/17 6:18 p.m.

I don't even...

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
4/27/17 7:22 p.m.

This made the rounds on faceballs today. So worth it.

RealMiniParker
RealMiniParker UberDork
4/27/17 7:55 p.m.

"My mom knows my phone number..."

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
4/27/17 8:12 p.m.

I feel for the daughter. That lady is a piece of work, and sure to fly off the handle instantly, at everything.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
4/27/17 8:15 p.m.

Ha. My best one was someone asking me to not sell her friend pot. I wish I didn't erase the screen capture.

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
4/27/17 8:18 p.m.

My wife probably would have done the same thing. Only she'd have blamed me because,.... well just because

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
4/28/17 4:25 a.m.

In reply to dean1484:

Wow. Thank you SO MUCH for that!

John Welsh
John Welsh MegaDork
4/28/17 6:44 a.m.

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some (wo)men, you just can't reach.

tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
4/28/17 6:58 a.m.
carguy123 wrote: My wife probably would have done the same thing. Only she'd have blamed me because,.... well just because

Dad always used to say: "Were you born with a penis? That means you are wrong. About everything. Always."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/28/17 7:25 a.m.

Somehow Amy is involved.

Robbie
Robbie UberDork
4/28/17 9:11 a.m.
tuna55 wrote:
carguy123 wrote: My wife probably would have done the same thing. Only she'd have blamed me because,.... well just because
Dad always used to say: "Were you born with a penis? That means you are wrong. About everything. Always."

But what did mom say?

Tyler H
Tyler H UltraDork
4/28/17 9:22 a.m.

This makes me feel like a better parent, just like a trip to Wal-Mart.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
4/28/17 9:34 a.m.

velakskin is my hero!

tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
4/28/17 9:44 a.m.
Robbie wrote:
tuna55 wrote:
carguy123 wrote: My wife probably would have done the same thing. Only she'd have blamed me because,.... well just because
Dad always used to say: "Were you born with a penis? That means you are wrong. About everything. Always."
But what did mom say?

Mom divorced Dad, and continues to tell me I'm wrong. About everything.

Right now she's pissed because I asked her not to share pictures of my kids to the entire world on Facebook. I'm nearly 35 and still can't do anything right. My sisters A-ok though. Everything she does is cool.

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