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Wally
Wally SuperDork
5/3/10 2:52 p.m.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1251906

2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery By Laurel J. Sweet

South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he’d hit the motherload Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!

“It’s white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm’s outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway.

“I was so scared,” she told the Herald. “I grabbed it out of his hand. Jeez. Try to get dinner and it’s a crime scene.”

Smith said Jadm’s father, Albert Moschella, 35, had ordered the potent potion of vodka, cream and coffee liquer, while his daughter was waiting on a Sprite and Smith, a fruity sex on the beach cocktail.

Liang Hu, a manager at Rainbow Dragon, said the family’s waiter placed all the beverages in the center of the table and later apologized for the mixup.

“The kids’ parents ordered the drinks. Our waiter made the drinks. The waiter put the drinks on the table. The parents didn’t watch the kids,” Hu charged.

Smith acknowledged the waiter’s mea culpa, but said, “My son just drank alcohol. Sorry’s not going to cover it. I said to him, ‘Did you card my 2-year-old tonight?’ ”

Smith accepted responsibility for parental distractions as she said the drinks were served while she was gathering up the menus to give their food order. She said Moschella was reading his horoscope to his daughter from a placemat.

Paramedics responded to the eatery and determined Jadm was fine, and a grateful Smith said her son, seemingly bored with his Big Burst juice box, never acted tipsy.

“He’s a smart 2-year-old,” she said. “We go (to Rainbow Dragon) all the time, but I’ll never go back.”

Boston police spokesman officer Joe Zanoli said the incident appeared to have been an accident that fortunately ended well.

“The preliminary investigation does not show any wrongdoing by the establishment,” Zanoli said. “We will look into any potential violations. If any are found, a licensed premise violation may be issued at a later date.”

81gtv6
81gtv6 HalfDork
5/3/10 2:58 p.m.

Typical American reaction, blame your screw up on someone else. Why would you call 911 from one sip?

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Reader
5/3/10 3:00 p.m.

Happy shining parent.

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 Reader
5/3/10 3:01 p.m.

Hey Wally I read this today in the Boston Herald. I could not believe the parent called the cops form her seat when she should have been watching the kid!!!

Why would you watch your own kid? Just complain to the cops instead!!!

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
5/3/10 3:01 p.m.

yeah...watch your damn kids. I watch mine!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/3/10 3:02 p.m.

Is his father is not "The Dude"? I mean... who else would order a white russian at a chinese restaurant?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/3/10 3:03 p.m.
81gtv6 wrote: Typical American reaction, blame your screw up on someone else. Why would you call 911 from one sip?

Because at 2yrs old if you mix booze and ambien it can really berkeley you up

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
5/3/10 3:16 p.m.

Jeez...like we all haven't given our kids Nyquil shots....

Anyone notice the "cruising the high schools all day" age difference between mom & pops?

Woody
Woody SuperDork
5/3/10 3:19 p.m.

Two observations:

1) "Jadm"? Seriously? The parents should be arrested simply for making up that name.

2) I certainly hope that they didn't drive to the restaurant if they were planning to have White Russians. Unless, of course, they were going to have Jadm drive them home.

Woody
Woody SuperDork
5/3/10 3:21 p.m.
JFX001 wrote: Anyone notice the "cruising the high schools all day" age difference between mom & pops?

Maybe he's a teacher.

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
5/3/10 3:27 p.m.
Woody wrote:
JFX001 wrote: Anyone notice the "cruising the high schools all day" age difference between mom & pops?
Maybe he's a teacher.

Ah....good point.

WilD
WilD Reader
5/3/10 3:37 p.m.
berkeleytard parent said: We go (to Rainbow Dragon) all the time, but I’ll never go back.

I'm sure the staff at the Rainbow Dragon is heart broken.

wbjones
wbjones Dork
5/3/10 3:39 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
81gtv6 wrote: Typical American reaction, blame your screw up on someone else. Why would you call 911 from one sip?
Because at 2yrs old if you mix booze and ambien it can really berkeley you up

Why in the hell would you ever give a 2 yr old Ambien (for that matter what would an adult be doing with Ambien out on the dinner table when they still would have to drive home (+it's not good to mix Ambien with alcohol at any age)


I really don't see how even an idiot parent could consider it the restaurants fault ... the drinks are on the table.... what if the Pop had taken a swallow and then put it down and the kid grabs a swig..?? still the restaurants fault ?

spitfirebill
spitfirebill Dork
5/3/10 3:40 p.m.

Some people will do anything for a free meal.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/3/10 3:42 p.m.
wbjones wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
81gtv6 wrote: Typical American reaction, blame your screw up on someone else. Why would you call 911 from one sip?
Because at 2yrs old if you mix booze and ambien it can really berkeley you up
Why in the hell would you ever give a 2 yr old Ambien (for that matter what would an adult be doing with Ambien out on the dinner table when they still would have to drive home (+it's not good to mix Ambien with alcohol at any age)

He is 2... he doesn't know the Ambien is no good for you - he only knows that if you mix it with Vodka the sex is amazing.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
5/3/10 3:44 p.m.

It's too bad those parents are fertile.

wbjones
wbjones Dork
5/3/10 4:08 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
wbjones wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
81gtv6 wrote: Typical American reaction, blame your screw up on someone else. Why would you call 911 from one sip?
Because at 2yrs old if you mix booze and ambien it can really berkeley you up
Why in the hell would you ever give a 2 yr old Ambien (for that matter what would an adult be doing with Ambien out on the dinner table when they still would have to drive home (+it's not good to mix Ambien with alcohol at any age)
He is 2... he doesn't know the Ambien is no good for you - he only knows that if you mix it with Vodka the sex is amazing.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
5/3/10 4:18 p.m.
JFX001 wrote:
Woody wrote:
JFX001 wrote: Anyone notice the "cruising the high schools all day" age difference between mom & pops?
Maybe he's a teacher.
Ah....good point.

Also explains the spelling of the kids name. Those who can't do...

Gubby
Gubby New Reader
5/3/10 4:57 p.m.
John Brown said: Also explains the spelling of the kids name. Those who can't do...

He's JaDm, y0!

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado SuperDork
5/3/10 4:57 p.m.
JFX001 wrote: Jeez...like we all haven't given our kids Nyquil shots....

The funny thing is...if they're so sure alcohol is soooo bad, why are they drinking it themselves? I could understand (but still don't agree with the morons) if the kid had picked up a drink from someone else's table. Acting like this just makes them hypocrites.

JFX001 wrote: Anyone notice the "cruising the high schools all day" age difference between mom & pops?

Hey, now...stop that BMW E36.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky New Reader
5/3/10 5:13 p.m.

That's it! I'm calling the cops and suing the gravel yard I bought my landscape gravel from. It's thier fault that my son picked them up off the ground in my yard and threw them at my car. It's about time for someone to take responsibility for my child's actions...

NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
5/3/10 5:34 p.m.

Threads like this are one of the main reasons I'm addicted to this site.

Please carry on...

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 HalfDork
5/3/10 8:17 p.m.

What gets me is dad let her call the cops.

That's what is wrong with this world today, no one taking responsibility for their actions and blaming others.

keethrax
keethrax Reader
5/3/10 8:37 p.m.
wlkelley3 wrote: What gets me is dad let her call the cops. That's what is wrong with this world today, no one taking responsibility for their actions and blaming others.

I say we lock the parents up for buying for a minor.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x Dork
5/3/10 8:44 p.m.
wlkelley3 wrote: That's what is wrong with this world today, no one taking responsibility for their actions and blaming others.

WHY ARE YOU TURDS MAKING ME READ THIS THREAD?!

That's it. I'm calling the cops. Wait here.

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