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JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/31/12 8:47 p.m.

First, the guy in miami ate someone's face. Then a guy in new jersey disembowels himself and throws bits of his intestines at the cops. Now we have a THIRD GUY, this time in Baltimoe. He ate a victim's heart and brain

ThePhranc
ThePhranc Dork
5/31/12 8:54 p.m.

Not zombies, just another day in B-more.

This sounds more like typical African cannibalism.

JtspellS
JtspellS HalfDork
5/31/12 8:58 p.m.

Odd part this was not even in baltimore county.......

(will be sleeping with my shotgun closer than normal for a while)

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/31/12 8:59 p.m.
JtspellS wrote: Odd part this was not even in baltimore county....... (will be sleeping with my shotgun closer than normal for a while)

+1 You are not alone

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/31/12 9:49 p.m.

Yep, zombies.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/31/12 10:02 p.m.

Up here, we had a guy mail body parts to the Conservative Party HQ. Later, he uploaded a "snuff" video of the crime.

Turns out... his mother lives just a couple of blocks from me.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/31/12 10:29 p.m.

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
5/31/12 10:57 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Up here, we had a guy mail body parts to the Conservative Party HQ. Later, he uploaded a "snuff" video of the crime. Turns out... his mother lives just a couple of blocks from me.

Holy E36 M3, this guy is a sicko, through and through:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/world/americas/canada-body-parts-suspect/index.html

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/31/12 11:05 p.m.

Yeah, he ate some of the guy before sending the pieces out. But the stuff he did to those kittens was really horrible. :-(

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo UberDork
5/31/12 11:14 p.m.

I can't read it then. If he hurt kittens I will be up for days planning his demise.

failboat
failboat Dork
6/1/12 4:50 a.m.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
6/1/12 6:51 a.m.

I guess the guy in Canada decided that Florida shouldn't be leading the crazy parade. He certainly raised the bar. But that means some other nutcase will try to outdo him.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese SuperDork
6/1/12 6:55 a.m.

In reply to Curmudgeon:

Who's to say it's nutcases doing the eating? My bet is that I might have to dig into my ammo rations to fight off the hoards soon.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
6/1/12 7:20 a.m.

It's Joppa. That explains everything.

Donebrokeit
Donebrokeit Reader
6/1/12 7:27 a.m.

Yea, this is about five miles from my house! I have a number of friends that live in Joppatown And a side note my family has gone to Town Baptist church as of a few weeks ago.

Sleep tight kids

Paul B

RossD
RossD UltraDork
6/1/12 7:35 a.m.
failboat wrote:

Go to Milwaukee and take the tour! Yes a tour. http://dahmertours.com/

It made the local news because the families of the victims still live in the neighborhood and they were upset about the tours.

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
6/1/12 7:46 a.m.

I never understood dismemberment... cantcha just roll 'em up in a rug n dump the body in a swamp as opposed to gettin' yurself all dirty n stuff... not to mention cleaning the sawzall afterward.

... yet alone cannibalism... geezus

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
6/1/12 9:36 a.m.
JoeyM wrote: First, the guy in miami ate someone's face. Then a guy in new jersey disembowels himself and throws bits of his intestines at the cops. Now we have a THIRD GUY, this time in Baltimoe. He ate a victim's heart and brain

Dont forget the doctor in Florida that went ape E36 M3 in the back of a squad car then started spitting up blood on the cops. Happened just after mister face eater.

PHeller
PHeller SuperDork
6/1/12 9:48 a.m.

I could reopen the Overpopulation Discussion but then again, people have been eating people since long before the world was overpopulated.

BBsGarage
BBsGarage HalfDork
6/1/12 10:09 a.m.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
6/1/12 10:17 a.m.
JtspellS wrote: Odd part this was not even in baltimore county....... (will be sleeping with my shotgun closer than normal for a while)

when I first read this post, I thought I saw something about Bat Country

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
6/1/12 11:24 a.m.
rebelgtp wrote:
JoeyM wrote: First, the guy in miami ate someone's face. Then a guy in new jersey disembowels himself and throws bits of his intestines at the cops. Now we have a THIRD GUY, this time in Baltimoe. He ate a victim's heart and brain
Dont forget the doctor in Florida that went ape E36 M3 in the back of a squad car then started spitting up blood on the cops. Happened just after mister face eater.

Yup. Anesthesiologist.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
6/1/12 11:43 a.m.

Let's do this.. puts one in the chamber

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
6/1/12 12:18 p.m.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
6/1/12 1:27 p.m.

In reply to JoeyM:

And I think they said he had like $40,000 in cash on him at the time. Maybe trying to get the hell outa dodge? Who knows.

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