bravenrace
bravenrace SuperDork
3/8/12 2:29 p.m.

This just in:

"Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

GrantMLS
GrantMLS Reader
3/8/12 2:29 p.m.

RossD
RossD SuperDork
3/8/12 2:33 p.m.

I <3 iTit.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Dork
3/8/12 2:40 p.m.

Stereo, I assume?

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 Dork
3/8/12 2:41 p.m.

Tune in Tokyo!!!

jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
3/8/12 2:42 p.m.

Pre-loaded with Dolly Parton music?

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
3/8/12 2:43 p.m.

I'd like the $1,000 models then....

cwh
cwh SuperDork
3/8/12 4:02 p.m.

Wife did not laugh. I did.

curtis73
curtis73 SuperDork
3/8/12 4:18 p.m.

You can download streaming music at breastfeed.com.

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
3/8/12 4:29 p.m.

Curtis owes me a leyboard

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