bgkast
bgkast Dork
12/30/13 4:05 p.m.

I was sitting on the throne this weekend reading the latest issue of GRM when my son walked in on me. I asked him to leave, finished my business (and the article) and washed up. When I found my son in the living room he informed me that I could "go" a lot faster if I didn't read a magazine. Thanks for the tip kid.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
12/30/13 4:07 p.m.

I find I can't really go without a magazine.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
12/30/13 4:20 p.m.

I find the laughing from "Say What" makes things come out a little easier.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
12/30/13 4:34 p.m.

Hmm. I found by cutting out all the processed E36 M3 from my diet - I'm never in there long enough to even pick up a magazine....

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
12/30/13 4:35 p.m.

Yeah, my bowls don't move unless I'm reading something car related.

grafmiata
grafmiata SuperDork
12/30/13 5:15 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, my bowls don't move unless I'm reading something car related.

I don't care WHAT you're reading... E36 M3ting bowls has to berkeleying HURT!!!

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
12/30/13 5:33 p.m.
grafmiata wrote:
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, my bowls don't move unless I'm reading something car related.
I don't care WHAT you're reading... E36 M3ting bowls has to berkeleying HURT!!!

Best typo ever!

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
12/30/13 6:55 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Hmm. I found by cutting out all the processed E36 M3 from my diet - I'm never in there long enough to even pick up a magazine....

Some day, you'll have a wife and kids, and it'll aaaaall make sense.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair PowerDork
1/2/14 10:06 a.m.

In reply to poopshovel:

word. i ain't sittin there cause i like the smell...

slefain
slefain UltraDork
1/2/14 10:40 a.m.

It isn't a bathroom...it is the fortress of solitude.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
1/2/14 10:43 a.m.
JoeyM wrote:
grafmiata wrote:
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, my bowls don't move unless I'm reading something car related.
I don't care WHAT you're reading... E36 M3ting bowls has to berkeleying HURT!!!
Best typo ever!

Pat, I would like to buy a bowel

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
1/2/14 2:39 p.m.
kid said: "Dad! No Maxim?"
Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
1/2/14 3:18 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Lesley wrote: Hmm. I found by cutting out all the processed E36 M3 from my diet - I'm never in there long enough to even pick up a magazine....
Some day, you'll have a wife and kids, and it'll aaaaall make sense.

I'm down with the wife part - someone's gotta do some berkeleying work around here.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
1/2/14 4:09 p.m.
slefain wrote: It isn't a bathroom...it is the fortress of solitude.

Yessir. You know your home life is rough when you stay in there so long one of your legs goes to sleep.

Iva278
Iva278 None
1/7/14 1:04 a.m.
bgkast wrote: I was sitting on the throne this weekend reading the latest issue of GRM when my son walked in on me. I asked him to leave, finished my business (and the article) and washed up. When I found my son in the living room he informed me that I could "go" a lot faster if I didn't read a magazine. Thanks for the tip kid.

No wonder why toilet caddies are coming in these designs http://www.dispenser.com/toilet-caddies/

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