So, I've been out of work for a couple months now. We're not broke, so this isn't a "let's see what I can make for a dollar" type situations. In fact, the stuff isn't real cheap anymore. What I have been doing however, it making more home cooked meals because it's fun and makes the house smell nice. I watch all the shows, the bizarre foods and the no reservations and the iron chefs and whatnot, and the general theme has been "cow tongue is about the most delicious beef flavor out there, if you like BEEF flavor. Blows pot roast out of the water". So, naturally, I had to give it a whirl. What is odd to me- is how hard it is to actually get some. I had to adventure into the heart of Frogtown (my MN people will know this place) to a place that specialized in all things odd and offal. We're talking tripe, bull testicles, you name it. Stuff i've never seen before. Of course, there it was. A gigantic 4lb cow tongue. I didn't take any pics, but it's rather hilarious. Especially because the tongue is bi-color, part pink, part black. The game was afoot.
I've also been experimenting with barbacoa style recipes- adobo, peppers, that kinda thing. I've stumbled upon one that works for me, and decided to combine the two. I mean best "roast" style beef I can get, and a recipe meant for BANGIN' tacos- has to be good, right?
The answer is- RIGHT. DAMN RIGHT. Now, you have to slow cook the ever loving E36 M3 out of a cow tongue to get it soft, because there is almost 0 fat on it, it's allllll muscle. I did it in a puree I made out of peppers in adobo, chili powder, cayenne, clove, garlic, salt, pepper, oregano, cumin and beef stock. Most recipes for this style call for chicken stock, but I wanted that double beefed in goodness. I couldn't honestly tell you the measurements, because I just added crap to the blender til it smelled good. Dump all that along with the remains of the thing of beef stock (or chicken stock if you want to make it a meat festival. Speaking of meat festivals, why is there no bacon stock? Sure bacon GREASE, but that just tends to make meat oily in the crock-pot). Jam all that into the crockpot and set that ish on high for like 4 hours. Most people would take it out and be done at this point- so if you stop here- take el tongue-o out of the crock pot (tm) and set it on a cookie sheet to cool, or prepare to burnify your hands. The next step is the fun one, you need to peel the tongue and get all the taste buds off. I started from the back, and put a slit up the middle on top, and basically peeled it like a banana. Most people also call for cutting off the lower "connective section", but I didn't do that, because there is a small fat deposit there, and as I learned later, the best part of the tongue. Jammed it back in the crock pot and turned it down to low and forgot about it for the rest of the day. Bout 8:30pm CST (another 4-5 hours after I peeled it), I decided it had cooked long enough. I pulled it out, and set it on the cutting board to slice it. quarter inch slices, lot like slicing a banana, only with more mooing and less 3 Stooges banana peel jokes. At the same time, I did take the connective section off it, but noticed there was some meaty lookin' stuff in there. So I decided to dig into it some. Now, there's some fat, some weird skin, and some other things in there, but much like pickin apart a bird on turkey day for the bits left behind- this is where it's the best. There's some longer muscle fibers in here, and HODAMN are they tender and delicious. Get with those.
Bottom line? A-maze-ing. Like completely functional never gonna break down Biturbo amazing. The BEEF flavor that comes through is incredible, without being gamy. The overall tenderness is there, if you take the time to slow cook it. This is not an hour meal, this is an all day process. You can cook it like any traditional roast, or do what I did and make what amounts to tongue barbacoa. Your taste buds will thank you.