Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked dead man wearing 'dog collar': police
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/09/07/2011-09-07_arkansas_weatherman_brett_cummins_found_in_hot_tub_with_naked_dead_man_wearing_d.html#ixzz1XKRcJ6cm
If you see this guy at the hot tub at the 2011GRMChallenge, run.
ok.. but what's the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
Auto erotic asphyxiation is a mother-berkleyer.
Is it me or are all weathermen kinda creepy?
This headline struck me yesterday too:
Former Jets reflect on impact of 9/11 attacks
Read More: http://wcfcourier.com/remember911/former-jets-reflect-on-impact-of-attacks/article_eee42baa-d922-11e0-824a-001cc4c03286.html#ixzz1XM3PRKMH
No, this is the best headline ever: Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
Not the best headline ever but still funny this AM.
I heard he said there was a debate as to if the guy was mostly dead or partly dead. But there was a chance he was dead.
a good day for popping a cold one
Will wrote: No, this is the best headline ever: Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
That made me chuckle out loud.
I want to put in a word for "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms" and "Crashed Plane Was Too Low, Say Experts". (Living in a house with teenaged boys, we get a lot of these.) But the Bishops one is pretty good too.
A solid effort from the Washington Post
University of Iowa warns art lovers about penis exhibit at gallery
The University of Iowa is posting warning signs at an art gallery to alert the public about a controversial exhibit.
A collection of decorated plaster castings of a late pornography star’s penis is on display in the U of I’s Studio Arts Building. The exhibit is the work of master of fine arts student Emily Moran Barwick, 27.
More than two dozen life-size castings are on display through Sunday in an exhibit titled the “John Holmes Prick Parade.”.
This is already covered in a separate thread, but "Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger" is pretty hard to beat.
http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go, lols
How big is the market for Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarfs?
Officials have not yet ruled out suicide, and adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh's comments — in which he intimates that Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf
stuart in mn wrote: "Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger"
This headline reads like a random word generator spam email that happened to hit on an almost-sensical combination of words.
Wally wrote: Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf.
See, now that's just silly.
Wally wrote: A solid effort from the Washington Post
Taint schmaint, what's up with the motorcycles?
Wally wrote:University of Iowa warns art lovers about penis exhibit at galleryThe University of Iowa is posting warning signs at an art gallery to alert the public about a controversial exhibit. A collection of decorated plaster castings of a late pornography star’s penis is on display in the U of I’s Studio Arts Building. The exhibit is the work of master of fine arts student Emily Moran Barwick, 27. More than two dozen life-size castings are on display through Sunday in an exhibit titled the “John Holmes Prick Parade.”.
he died of AIDS when she was four.
"See Invisible Tank" at World's Largest Weapons Fair
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/09/14/exclusive-revolutionary-chameleon-tank-gets-invisible/
Good Grief, not the headline but still a bit humorous
http://news.yahoo.com/office-depot-fires-exec-improper-relationship-233512342.html
"Charlie Brown was terminated for having an improper relationship with another associate," Chairman and CEO Neil Austrian said in a statement. "The company has a zero tolerance policy in this regard."
Wally wrote: Good Grief, not the headline but still a bit humorous http://news.yahoo.com/office-depot-fires-exec-improper-relationship-233512342.html "Charlie Brown was terminated for having an improper relationship with another associate," Chairman and CEO Neil Austrian said in a statement. "The company has a zero tolerance policy in this regard."
alex wrote: No Nudes Is Bad News
This one is disqualified for laziness, the city official being protested is named Weiner and they didn't even manage to work that into the headline.
Auto erotic explication... I hate autocorrect... Saito erotic... Auto erotic association... Meh... Auto erotic asphyxiation dearth is more common than most people realize.
Edit: death. Autocorrect is not on my side today
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