Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
2/26/16 10:26 a.m.
Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
2/26/16 11:03 a.m.

You could do so much more with that name than running for FIFA president.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
2/26/16 11:25 a.m.

I imagine there's some genre of porn where his name would fit right in.

(Seriously though, his name is supposed to be pronounced like "Sekwali")

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZLpjhlfUR4g

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
2/26/16 11:40 a.m.

Tokyo Sexwale pulls out?

novaderrik
novaderrik UltimaDork
2/26/16 11:44 a.m.

where do they find this many people with funny names to run for the same thing?

South African businessman Sexwale has left the election before the first round of voting, leaving Prince Ali, Sheikh Salman, Jerome Champagne and Gianni Infantino on the ballot.

also, this:

"He is a proud man and he probably would have been humiliated, so he's pulled out in a very graceful way."

my response

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UltimaDork
2/26/16 11:53 a.m.

moving away from sex jokes back to awesome names, the kids next door have friends with the last name Van-Wardragon. hands down that's the best name ever, I think I need to change my last name to match. forget Adrian Thompson call me Lewis VanWardragon.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Dork
2/26/16 1:28 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: call me Lewis VanWardragon.

Your chariot, good sir.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
2/26/16 1:37 p.m.
That came moments after Sexwale said: "If Gianni wins it will be a party. If Jerome wins it will be a party. If Sheikh Salman wins it will be a party. If Prince Ali wins it will be a party. But if I win, it will be a greater party!"

He's sure got the name to deliver on that promise.

But the VanWardragon name is one that, if you had a hero in a movie go by that name, critics would say it was too over the top. Awesome.

84FSP
84FSP HalfDork
2/26/16 3:20 p.m.

thread full of win

Will
Will SuperDork
2/26/16 5:27 p.m.

I've always been a fan of Skyhawk Fadigan, MD.

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