Wally
SuperDork
10/26/08 6:51 p.m.
http://recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081026/NEWS/810260363/-1/NEWS
CITY OF NEWBURGH — A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man's penis.
Firefighters were dispatched to the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital shortly after 9 p.m. for a public service call, Assistant Chief Scott Mandoske said. Hospital personnel asked them for tools to cut off a ring. The fire department has a ring cutter used to clip wedding bands from swollen fingers, but firefighters learned that wouldn't be enough. The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.
Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
Medical personnel weren't able to perform typical medical procedures, such as forcing blood from one side of the penis to the other in order to pull the pipe off. The man's penis had swollen and turned purple.
Mandoske said firefighters chose a "wizzer saw" for the job. The wizzer saw is an automotive tool, powered with air bottles and adopted by emergency responders who frequently deal with car crashes. Firefighters use it more commonly to saw off mufflers.
This was to be a more delicate operation.
Hospital staff prepared the man, who was unidentified, by wrapping the skin and sliding a lubricated tongue depressor between the pipe and the man's penis to protect him. A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter — "one of the new guys" — prepared to begin the operation.
"Just don't cut it off," the senior citizen reportedly said.
For more than 90 minutes, the firefighter sawed bit by bit into the pipe, pausing occasionally to cool the saw. The time duration was critical, Mandoske said. Hospital staff worried the man could lose his penis if blood circulation was cut off too long.
The wizzer saw emptied the first bottle of air and then a second. Finally, after five air bottles, the saw clipped through the final bit of pipe, and they were able to free the man. He was apparently unharmed by the operation, Mandoske said, although the assistant chief didn't press for details.
dmurphy@th-record.com
has not this man heard of the interw3bs?
This reminds me of being very young and impressionable, and learning the hard way that vacuum cleaners were a poor substitute.
Jay
HalfDork
10/27/08 3:45 a.m.
I'm going to be seeing "wizzer saws" in my nightmares for weeks now. Thanks for that Wally.
J
did anyone else do the math?
one inch in diameter
quarter inch thick wall
equals
inside diameter of one-half inch.
ok, dont use steel tubing as a... found out works that arnt filtered
foxtrapper wrote:
This reminds me of being very young and impressionable, and learning the hard way that vacuum cleaners were a poor substitute.
Woah, I dont know if I woulda shared that, brother!
Joey
Wally
SuperDork
10/27/08 9:38 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote:
This reminds me of being very young and impressionable, and learning the hard way that vacuum cleaners were a poor substitute.
You weren't at a Michigan car wash recently were you?
AngryCorvair wrote:
did anyone else do the math?
one inch in diameter
quarter inch thick wall
equals
inside diameter of one-half inch.
Or...typically poor details in a news report...
Could be either.
Like when it said something along the lines of taking lots of breaks to cool the saw. Right...like they were worried about the saw getting too hot...geez!
Clem
might not be worried about cooling the saw, but perhaps the blade and/or pipe
Ian F
Reader
10/27/08 12:59 p.m.
Strizzo wrote:
might not be worried about cooling the saw, but perhaps the blade and/or pipe
Pain: The body's way of saying, "Hey stupid! Don't do this again!"
Keith
SuperDork
10/27/08 1:03 p.m.
Those saws don't work worth a damn. I'd have grabbed a 4 1/2" angle grinder. If I were the fireman.
I imagine that when the hospital calls the fire department for an, umm, extraction, it's always the job of the new guy.
walterj
HalfDork
10/27/08 1:20 p.m.
The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.
Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
Hahaha, Grassroots c_ck ring... I hope he deburred the edges.
amaff
HalfDork
10/27/08 1:53 p.m.
walterj wrote:
The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.
Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
Hahaha, Grassroots c_ck ring... I hope he deburred the edges.
Eh, probably just hit it with a wire wheel for a second 0.o