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Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
6/9/14 11:47 a.m.
PHeller wrote: What happened to the ignore thread?

Lasers.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
6/9/14 11:49 a.m.
PHeller wrote: What happened to the ignore thread?

Illuminati

volvoclearinghouse wrote: When I lived in SC I felt kinda liberal. Then I moved to MD and now I feel so conservative.

I assumed you lived near Baltimore or DC, or at the very least Montgomery County. You'd probably think you went back home if you came over here.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
6/9/14 11:54 a.m.

Domt get me started on,punktuation? or spelling.it will not end.abbruptly.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
6/9/14 11:54 a.m.
PHeller wrote: What happened to the ignore thread?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
6/9/14 12:08 p.m.
PHeller wrote: What happened to the ignore thread?

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
6/9/14 12:18 p.m.

Here's the skinny... the Aliens met with the Illuminati to decide how to proceed.

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse Dork
6/9/14 12:25 p.m.
Grizz wrote:
PHeller wrote: What happened to the ignore thread?
Illuminati
volvoclearinghouse wrote: When I lived in SC I felt kinda liberal. Then I moved to MD and now I feel so conservative.
I assumed you lived near Baltimore or DC, or at the very least Montgomery County. You'd probably think you went back home if you came over here.

I'm in Carroll County, but it borders Balto county, and I work in Crack-imore.

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse Dork
6/9/14 12:29 p.m.

I take offense at the handles ascribed to people based on the number of posts they have contributed. "Half Dork", "Dork", "Power Dork", etc. This is clearly poking fun at "stupid, inept, or foolish" (def.) people, which is offensive and needs to be stopped.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
6/9/14 12:31 p.m.

In reply to volvoclearinghouse:

I saw. I don't know what it is about MD, but there's a ton of people from SC around here.

Ian F
Ian F UltimaDork
6/9/14 12:31 p.m.
neon4891 wrote: Resurrect Nixon and make him our very own Great Eternal Leader

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
6/9/14 12:41 p.m.

I take offense at other people's use of "I". As that word/letter pertains to ME, I am deeply offended that anyone other than I could even think to use it.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve MegaDork
6/9/14 12:56 p.m.

The history of dork is a short one. It’s been around only since the 1950s or 60s, originally as a slang term for “penis.” Most likely dork was just an alternative form of dick, a word that started out as a nickname for Richard—a name meaning “fellow”—but which by the late 1800s, had taken on the additional meaning of “penis” (which is certainly part of a fellow) in British army slang. By the late 60s, American college students had extended the meaning of dork to refer to a socially awkward person. While at first this sense of dork carried pejorative connotations, the term has since been “taken back” by the people it once so cruelly described, and now can even be given as a compliment. If a girl calls a guy “adorkable” (the combination of “dork” and “adorable”), she means to say he is cute in a socially awkward, yet endearing way. Geeks and nerds, while still dorky, are generally considered more intelligent than dorks. For example, a Nerd could program a Megasquirt injection system for a 13B rotary, while a Dork generally, cannot.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/9/14 1:49 p.m.

I had an unpleasant experience at a dealership.

nicksta43
nicksta43 UltraDork
6/9/14 1:51 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Did you tell him you didn't want a Jeep and everybody in the dealership keeps telling you which Jeep you should get?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/9/14 1:59 p.m.

In reply to nicksta43:

TESLA!

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse Dork
6/9/14 2:01 p.m.
Grizz wrote: In reply to volvoclearinghouse: I saw. I don't know what it is about MD, but there's a ton of people from SC around here.

Ah, I see, you're over by the big weird dam on the susquehanna.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
6/9/14 2:12 p.m.

Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
6/9/14 3:56 p.m.

In reply to Trans_Maro:

And Allah

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
6/9/14 4:02 p.m.

Ducks rape so much that their genitals are evolving in rape-specific ways!

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
6/9/14 4:30 p.m.

Does anyone know where I could take my KIA Rondo for an emblem delete?

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
6/9/14 5:43 p.m.

To Canada.

nicksta43
nicksta43 UltraDork
6/9/14 6:05 p.m.

In reply to Duke:

U.S.A's hat

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
6/9/14 6:38 p.m.
Grizz wrote: In reply to volvoclearinghouse: I saw. I don't know what it is about MD, but there's a ton of people from SC around here.

We're shipping all our liberals up north as fast as we can. Damn if they aren't like super balls. They are just old when they bounce back.

ScreaminE
ScreaminE Reader
6/9/14 7:41 p.m.

This thread is Bush's fault.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
6/9/14 11:30 p.m.

The tea potty is dead.

but so are the liberals.

Long live the semi ok with mediocrity middle !111111111111111111111111

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