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Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/22/14 12:11 p.m.

Hey.. Mr. Porno..

I know you are busy surfing Grindr and scruff for a meaningful relationship(for the night/afternoon/20 minutes before the next meeting).. but the ads displayed on the app and associated webpages you were surfing.. Lots of Porn ads and not the discrete ones. Those apparently weren't enough to satisfy your appetite so you started to look at porn on your giant phone. Classy. It was standing room only on the bus, we all could see.

Maybe you should do that at home?

GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/22/14 12:13 p.m.

Did anyone get poked?

BTW, if you didn't like this, you really wouldn't like Japanese public transport.

Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/22/14 12:15 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote: Did anyone get poked? BTW, if you didn't like this, you really wouldn't like Japanese public transport.

I've been on Japanese public transport multiple times. Never seen it.

GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/22/14 12:16 p.m.

Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Did anyone get poked? BTW, if you didn't like this, you really wouldn't like Japanese public transport.
I've been on Japanese public transport multiple times. Never seen it.

Huh, I've heard from more than one person who's lived there that even stodgy old businessmen read "adult" stuff in the open like it's no big deal.

Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/22/14 12:18 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote:
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Did anyone get poked? BTW, if you didn't like this, you really wouldn't like Japanese public transport.
I've been on Japanese public transport multiple times. Never seen it.
Huh, I've heard from more than one person who's lived there that even stodgy old businessmen read "adult" stuff in the open like it's no big deal.

I was in tokyo on business a few times and never saw it. Rode the bullet trains and normal subway. But I wouldn't doubt it.. the Japanese are a horny people.

golfduke Reader
10/22/14 12:23 p.m.

I have had the (mis)fortune of encountering a man sitting on the aisle on a flight from Hong Kong to NYC. He looked normal- a 40 something asian man. What was not normal, you ask? Of the 16 hour flight, he watched about 5.5 hours of hardcore 'weiner in the holes' porn on his ipad.

It made it reallllly uncomfortable when I had to ask him to move so I could use the bathroom :(

DustoffDave HalfDork
10/22/14 1:04 p.m.

bgkast SuperDork
10/22/14 1:06 p.m.

I was expecting a continuation of wally's squeak through the cracks thread.

GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/22/14 1:07 p.m.

Once heard of a guy who sat down on a bus next to another guy who was wearing track pants and furiously scratched his leg for a while, and then stopped...that's when he realized the guy wasn't scratching his leg

Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/22/14 1:09 p.m.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindr In case you didn't know what Grindr is..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scruff&defid=5537565

GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/22/14 1:12 p.m.

I have been officially jealous of gay dudes since Grindr came out.

aircooled UltimaDork
10/22/14 2:12 p.m.

Yeah, I always think it's pretty funny when people talk about how sexually deviant and promiscuous gay men are (as an indication of how "wrong" there life is)....

...they are GUYS! (with a lot fewer boundaries without women around)

mad_machine MegaDork
10/22/14 2:14 p.m.

heh.. in Japan food plays with you.

Wally MegaDork
10/22/14 3:36 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote: Once heard of a guy who sat down on a bus next to another guy who was wearing track pants and furiously scratched his leg for a while, and then stopped...that's when he realized the guy wasn't scratching his leg

At least he had pants.

bluej SuperDork
10/22/14 3:46 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote: I have been officially jealous of gay dudes since Grindr came out.

you don't have to be.. http://www.gotinder.com/

Appleseed MegaDork
10/22/14 7:45 p.m.

They sell this in Japan. Just sayin'.

JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
10/22/14 8:19 p.m.

Helpful bus

Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
10/22/14 8:22 p.m.

bluej wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: I have been officially jealous of gay dudes since Grindr came out.
you don't have to be.. http://www.gotinder.com/

From what I've heard, not even close.

moparman76_69 SuperDork
10/22/14 8:29 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

I see what you did there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow7pwIDhl5c (NSFW)

golfduke Reader
10/23/14 10:44 a.m.

Tinder =/= grindr, and it isn't even close. As my amazingly honest and blunt gay friend puts it- Tinder is for dudes who want to berkeley and chicks who want attention. Grindr is for dudes who want to berkeley guys who want to berkeley guys...

bluej SuperDork
10/23/14 11:01 a.m.

Grindr is grinder everywhere, but sounds like Tinder is different in different places. I know it's closer to grindr around here.

beans Dork
10/24/14 12:27 a.m.

Kenny_McCormic wrote:
bluej wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: I have been officially jealous of gay dudes since Grindr came out.
you don't have to be.. http://www.gotinder.com/
From what I've heard, not even close.

Not one bit. :( In my experience, it's just a bunch of chicks too far away, or in a relationship they hate looking for attention, or crazy, or they match you and don't say anything, or... name something. That's Tinder.