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1988RedT2 SuperDork
6/28/12 9:14 p.m.

Where else are you going to find all this sexy Italian punishment for only $600?

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3092653857.html

EvanB UberDork
6/28/12 9:23 p.m.

You rang?

jrw1621 PowerDork
6/28/12 9:29 p.m.

Ad said: ...it also either starts right up or not at all

Seems to say that it is reliably unreliable.

turboswede PowerDork
6/28/12 9:33 p.m.

I thInk I'd have to call my Mexican cousin, El Esse Juan, to fix it...

ThePhranc Dork
6/28/12 9:36 p.m.

Glad I'm just a sadist.

BoostedBrandon Dork
6/28/12 10:23 p.m.

I'll be honest, I really don't see the appeal in these cars.

Beer Baron PowerDork
6/29/12 5:23 a.m.

BoostedBrandon wrote: I'll be honest, I really don't see the appeal in these cars.

I think the appeal is something along these lines:

Woody UltimaDork
6/29/12 6:10 a.m.

Beer Baron wrote:
BoostedBrandon wrote: I'll be honest, I really don't see the appeal in these cars.
I think the appeal is something along these lines:

I don't think she's hanging out with guys who drive $600 BiTurbos with automatic transmission.

Beer Baron PowerDork
6/29/12 6:12 a.m.

Woody wrote: I don't think she's hanging out with guys who drive $600 BiTurbos with automatic transmission.

Don't tell them that.

Grtechguy PowerDork
6/29/12 6:15 a.m.

BoostedBrandon wrote: I'll be honest, I really don't see the appeal in these cars.

Bi-turbos I don't understand... but Maserati in general? Drool...

Luke UberDork
6/29/12 6:17 a.m.

Woody wrote:
Beer Baron wrote:
BoostedBrandon wrote: I'll be honest, I really don't see the appeal in these cars.
I think the appeal is something along these lines:
I don't think she's hanging out with guys who drive $600 BiTurbos with automatic transmission.

"Just a second, babe... jiggle this relay for me while I try 'er again"

Woody UltimaDork
6/29/12 6:54 a.m.

I'd like to watch her jiggle a relay.

spitfirebill UltraDork
6/29/12 7:21 a.m.

Funny how I knew what this thread was going to be about in spite of the misleading title.

1988RedT2 SuperDork
6/29/12 8:14 a.m.

Woody wrote: I don't think she's hanging out with guys who drive $600 BiTurbos with automatic transmission.

Oh, sure. It's a $600 BiTurbo NOW, but with a few hundred hours work and the investment of a few tens of thousands of dollars, it could easily be a $3000 babe magnet!