Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
9/1/16 6:38 p.m.

Police arrested a man Tuesday they say tried to bite an officer, jumped on a police car and licked a man’s face. These are the suspect's mugshots over the course of recent years.

It's like a picture album of poor life choices.

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 SuperDork
9/1/16 8:59 p.m.

Corn maze I helped make earlier this Summer, didn't turn out exactly like the plan, but still pretty good.

travellering
travellering Reader
9/1/16 9:32 p.m.

Scare-yoda?

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914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/2/16 6:28 a.m.

Tequila and Saw-Zalls don't mix.

84FSP
84FSP Dork
9/2/16 9:25 a.m.

Can't decide if I love or hate this...

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/2/16 9:52 a.m.

Put a better nose on it, one that doesn't look like a wood burning stove, and I think it'd be rad.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
9/2/16 11:33 a.m.

In reply to bigdaddylee82:

Were there children in it?

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 SuperDork
9/2/16 12:12 p.m.

In reply to Flight Service:

No everyone involved was an adult, though some of us are still young at heart.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
9/2/16 12:21 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: Police arrested a man Tuesday they say tried to bite an officer, jumped on a police car and licked a man’s face. These are the suspect's mugshots over the course of recent years. It's like a picture album of poor life choices.

Dude. The guy has 8 mugshots. 8! Even if they all looked exactly like the top left, it would be an album of bad choices.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/2/16 1:13 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Put a better nose on it, one that doesn't look like a wood burning stove, and I think it'd be rad.

If a wood burning stove was making a Duck Face.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:18 p.m.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:19 p.m.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:20 p.m.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:20 p.m.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:21 p.m.

RexSeven
RexSeven UberDork
9/2/16 1:49 p.m.

Mezzanine
Mezzanine HalfDork
9/2/16 1:51 p.m.
RexSeven wrote:

That's no steer. Steers don't have udders.

Mezzanine
Mezzanine HalfDork
9/2/16 1:53 p.m.
RexSeven wrote:

Also not a steer:

Duke
Duke MegaDork
9/2/16 2:05 p.m.
Mezzanine wrote: Also not a steer:

And that, right there, is a compelling argument against intelligent design.

trucke
trucke Dork
9/2/16 2:06 p.m.
Mezzanine wrote:
RexSeven wrote:
That's no steer. Steers don't have udders.

Like this is what I'll be thinking about during an off-track excursion.

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 SuperDork
9/2/16 3:43 p.m.

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 SuperDork
9/2/16 3:52 p.m.
Mezzanine wrote: Also not a steer:

Simmental is my favorite breed of bovine! I started showing cattle in the 3rd grade with a Simmental bull, they're a very docile breed.

I had a bull in high school that was as friendly as puppy, like Clifford the Big Red Dog puppy, sometimes unaware of his own size and power, but friendly still. I won grand champion in breed stock with that bull, and best I ever did in showmanship was with that bull, I had complete control. However, best I could do in showmanship was reserve champion. The judge was more impressed with my competition in the Bareback Rocky Mountain jeans, than my control of the giant beast.

I guess were I judge, I could maybe see his point.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/2/16 4:23 p.m.

We need more flames.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/2/16 4:28 p.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/2/16 4:29 p.m.

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