Caption goldmine!

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/stilldoingitwrong/

(To copy the image location, you have to put your mouse dead in the center of the pic)

"You there! Stop takin' them pichers!"

"I told you guys to stay off the throttle!"

"So you see general, our military edition Segway will greatly improve troops' mobility in urban environments. Each one costs a very reasonable $50k and has no need for replaceable armor."

1 "And you said it was unstopable" 2 "Are you sure the doors are locked?" 3 Light Armor Brigade, California National Guard

"Hello? AAA? Please send a wrecker to..."

1. 'I told you not to let the little Asian woman drive.'

2. 'Hmmm... you think the boss will notice ifwe just don't say anything?'

3. 'I hope these things can handle a recoil.'

GameboyRMH wrote:

I have no caption, but stare at this picture and sing the "Empire Death March" to yourself

da daa daa da dada da dada DA DAA DAA DA DADA DA DADA

Oh god, I can't stop laughing.... :D

Mental wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote:

I have no caption, but stare at this picture and sing the "Empire Death March" to yourself da daa daa da dada da dada DA DAA DAA DA DADA DA DADA

I was thinking the same thing... but with "Ride of the Valkyries" instead.

Da DUM dada DAAA DUM Dum dada DAA DUM Dum dada DAA DUM Dum dum da DUM!

Kill the Waaaaabbit, kill the Wabbit...

1: Military officials report that the tank accident happened at 16:20hrs and the tank commander reportedly had a medical condition that made his eyes bloodshot and glassy.

2: Anyone have some bungees for this extra luggage?

3:

1) No that was a right first opp!

2) Look! See? I told you that it wouldn't blend..

3) Stay on target..... Stay on target....

I fail to see how this could possibly be left out of this thread (from the original posted link)

The obvious "well, there's your problem!"

Or hell, better yet, this one!

I can't even think of anything funny, I'm just busy laughing my @$$ off

So THAT's where the Cheaparral team got their sucker motor from!

Guy (out of picture): What are you doing? Girl: Making a flying car. Guy: By pouring Red Bull into the gas tank? Girl: Well, duh, Red Bull gives you wings!

I'm thinking that is one way to deal with a broken rotor to get home. If you're stupid enough to not call for a tow.

amaff wrote:

Holy sh!

I don't think that even needs a caption.

Is that for real, or a joke? It's really frightening that I can't tell.

Apparently the answer to everything IS "Miata".

Salanis wrote: Is that for real, or a joke? It's really frightening that I can't tell.

My thoughts exactly

"Yeah, well from our original position, it did look like a totally sweet jump. Now, when the Commander asks, we tell him 50 insurgents came out of nowhere, armed with lasers, and bazookas, that shoot lasers."

You don't even want to know about 1-31.

That was such a big IED! It blew us clear across the bridge!

Looks like Indonesia (from the license plate.) The only unusual thing in this photo is that the driver bothered to wear a helmet.

J

I knew there was actually a good use for adjustable wrenches!

Tommy Suddard wrote:

I've seen that in person, well something similar but well lets say Iraqis don't leave a vehicle parked on the side of a cleared route by accident, they'd rather push the thing 50 miles than have it blown up by us.

Tommy Suddard wrote: That was such a big IED! It blew us clear across the bridge!

Hey I've seen that too, not a pretty site, and usually the 30+ ton turret is somewhere else, ok sorry for being a let down.