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Luke
Luke Dork
12/2/08 9:43 p.m.
bamalama
bamalama New Reader
12/2/08 9:49 p.m.

If the cart didn't have a flat tire, it'd go even faster.

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard
12/2/08 9:52 p.m.
wherethefmi2000 wrote:
Tommy Suddard wrote: That was such a big IED! It blew us clear across the bridge!
Hey I've seen that too, not a pretty site, and usually the 30+ ton turret is somewhere else, ok sorry for being a let down.

Sorry.

wherethefmi2000
wherethefmi2000 Reader
12/2/08 10:03 p.m.

hey it says mostly not off color, no worries

914Driver
914Driver Dork
12/3/08 6:21 a.m.

Woohoo! More caption fodder!

http://www.allmilitary.com/comedy/images.html

8)

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
12/3/08 7:26 a.m.

"Now hold still goddammit, and don't forget to pack my tripod again!"

"Okay, so maybe we took that corner a little too fast, but I swear it could do that with fresh tracks on it...so, anybody got a tow rope?"

"Oh, hehe, it's just something the guys did for fun in their downtime...it's just a joke...really...now let's get indoors before sundown"

I can't think of anything for this one:

LMFAO!!!

EDIT: More!

"Our new marketing campaign should reach both our own troops and Iraqi civilians, and it'll add to our budget. Also the sponsors like the idea that the last thing insurgents will see before they die is their corporate logo, something about creating a lasting impression."

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
12/3/08 7:52 a.m.
914Driver wrote: Woohoo! More caption fodder! http://www.allmilitary.com/comedy/images.html 8)

I just want to make sure you know that you've cost me the morning, so far.

Damn you.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
12/3/08 7:55 a.m.

'Red Bull gives you wiiiinnnngs!'

Little known side effect: the wings are made from your brain.

914Driver
914Driver Dork
12/3/08 8:20 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
914Driver wrote: Woohoo! More caption fodder! http://www.allmilitary.com/comedy/images.html 8)
I just want to make sure you know that you've cost me the morning, so far. Damn you.

You're welcome.

PHeller
PHeller Reader
12/3/08 8:28 a.m.

"Alright boys, we're going to assault this forward position here, and radio in for air support in this are here! - What about the tank sir? - "What do you mean the tank? I said, we're going to move up to this position to take on the enemy at this hill! - Should I tell him or do you want to?

PHeller
PHeller Reader
12/3/08 8:29 a.m.

  • Ying, glad that the he know longer has to run 10 miles a day, wonders if its worth it. Is a Segway really worth carrying around this sorry attempt for a machine gun?

  • He's jealous of the dude in the back.

914Driver
914Driver Dork
12/3/08 9:53 a.m.
PHeller wrote:

The Wicked Witch of the West updated her Flying Monkeys for urban assault.

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
12/3/08 11:11 a.m.

"Don't forget to let the SUV out when you get home. Yesterday it peed ALL over the garage."

Appleseed
Appleseed New Reader
12/3/08 12:49 p.m.

Macgyver always gets his Honda home.

vladha
vladha New Reader
12/3/08 2:04 p.m.
amaff wrote: Or hell, better yet, this one! I can't even think of anything funny, I'm just busy laughing my @$$ off

I can't help but notice that she looks a bit like Danica Patrick... wonder who'd she blame for this mistake?

Peas us Riced, Mark

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
12/3/08 2:13 p.m.
vladha wrote:
amaff wrote: Or hell, better yet, this one! I can't even think of anything funny, I'm just busy laughing my @$$ off
I can't help but notice that she looks a bit like Danica Patrick... wonder who'd she blame for this mistake?

The sponsor made her do it. :D

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
12/3/08 2:18 p.m.

Cheap @#%&$! You should have bought the towing insurance!

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
12/3/08 3:28 p.m.

Haha. The little red Miata picture was from my neighboring town of Stewardstown, PA!

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