Caption my christmas card please

So we're making our own christmas cards. We've decided on a photo, but can't think of a caption that makes me chuckle without being too corny, or too dirty for the people pictured.

I know I'm playing with fire, but you guys come up with some pretty funny stuff. So!

Please caption my Christmas card.

To keep the format, you're going to be limited to about 60 characters.

Thanks!

I was going to suggest "Make Christmas great again!", but that is not all that funny and neither of your boys is wearing a red hat or a ferret on their heads.

Cute looking kids by the way.

"I hid all hte pens from Trump"
"Why"
"Because he's bringing his own"
"????"
"HE'S BRINGING HIS OWN PENCE"

Altneratively:
Step one: form alliance with brother
Step two: Conspire against mom and dad
Step three: ????
Step four: Profit

"Nobody expects the Inquisition!"

or

"Here's Johnny!"

or

The kid's "Nicolas Cage Acting Lessons" were a great gift last year.

If you don't like this card, Santa won't come. Please let Santa come.

For me, it's somewhere between "You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat" and "What's it gonna take for me to send you home in this car today?", but neither are especially holiday-esque. Hmmm, what about "Deck the halls with ties and undies"

"Could I HAVE any more Christmas Spirit?"

big kid: "Dad blew up the truck again"

Little guy: "Thats what he gets for buying a piston with a lightning bolt on it! Womp, womp"

I'm tellin ya, if Santa can fit down the chimney, he can bring at least two bags of toys!

...and THAT is how we BOTH get go-carts for Christmas!

Kids for trade, beer and BMWs will be considered.

patgizz wrote: big kid: "Dad blew up the truck again" Little guy: "Thats what he gets for buying a piston with a lightning bolt on it! Womp, womp"

maaaaan, I'm going to send that to you as a punishment in this year's secret santa game

I sent Mrs. Hungary a link to the thread. Keep em coming and I'll let you know which one we go with

These are great, thanks everyone!

"I'm telling you I just seen mom KISSING SANTA"

"Hey, you're the one who asked Santa for a little brother. I just checked and the North Pole doesn't do returns.."

this is my xmas card this year if you're looking for more ideas

Santa's coming, and he's going to KICK YOUR ASS!

"How about I get all the Christmas presents and you get all the New Year's presents?"

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

"And 0% Financing for 84 months!"

What do you mean "What car"?

The answer is obviously Miata!

Done! We went with JohnRW's "i get the christmas, and you get the new years presents" quote.

Thanks again everyone!

Mine was better

I'm honored!