Cat Smuggling

Cat tries to smuggle cell phone into prison

Brazilian police have detained a cat that entered a prison compound with a cell phone, accessories, and a saw strapped to its body.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57562321-71/cat-tries-to-smuggle-cell-phone-into-prison/

I thought this was going to be a kind of "she swallowed the bird to catch the fly..." kind of story, only involving Jerry Pentacoli and small rodents.

And they probably would have got away with it if they used a comfortable kitty-saddle that didn't make the cat look so weird. How can you miss a cat that looks like it has a piece of lexan tubing for a torso?

Never send a cat to do a dog's job. The berkeleyers have no loyalty.

Clearly goes to show that cats cannot be trusted. Dogs rule!

I thought the cat was going to be a female body part.

Yeah, this thread is not what I expected either. LOL

When he told her to smuggle it in her.......uh.......that's not what he meant.

Reminds me of the joke at the beginning of Mallrats.

That poor cat, that must have hurt like hell getting that tape ripped off.

Any one of my cats would have eaten someone alive when they tried to tape that stuff to him, much less when someone tried to pull it off. All the police would have to do is find the bloody guy that made a trip to the hospital.

I clicked on this link expecting an "I can haz cheezburger" picture.

I am severely disappointed.

EastCoastMojo wrote: That poor cat, that must have hurt like hell getting that tape ripped off.

Nah, you just soak them in the tub and it comes right off :)