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bentwrench
bentwrench HalfDork
9/6/15 9:04 a.m.

This Dorkdom you pursue, does it have perks?

Does it make your car faster?

Does it make your paycheck bigger?

Does the Mater Dei automatically seat you at the best table?

Do all the cool kids hang at your pad?

Do women's panties automatically drop in your presence?

"I'm not always a Dork.

But when I am, I ..............."

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
9/6/15 10:26 a.m.
mndsm wrote: We need a damn leaderboard already.

It would be more of a "Time Wasters Hall of Fame" than a leaderboard. I don't want it back. I'm guessing it encouraged outright post whoring and that's why it went away.

RossD
RossD PowerDork
9/6/15 11:20 a.m.

Is breakfast broken? Why do you need to fix it

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
9/6/15 11:23 a.m.
T.J. wrote:
mndsm wrote: We need a damn leaderboard already.
It would be more of a "Time Wasters Hall of Fame" than a leaderboard. I don't want it back. I'm guessing it encouraged outright post whoring and that's why it went away.

That was the thought. It really didn't stop anything.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
9/6/15 11:25 a.m.
bentwrench wrote: This Dorkdom you pursue, does it have perks? Does it make your car faster? Does it make your paycheck bigger? Does the Mater Dei automatically seat you at the best table? Do all the cool kids hang at your pad? Do women's panties automatically drop in your presence? "I'm not always a Dork. But when I am, I ..............."

It's like have a NOS sticker on your car or a wing. Instantly adds 100 kb/s to your post speed and shows who needs a life. (I think I am #2 in the standings behind Crumudgeon.)

G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man Dork
9/6/15 11:27 a.m.
RossD wrote: Is breakfast broken? Why do you need to fix it

Because the eBay turbonator malfunctioned, causing chunks of fan blades into the eggs.

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