cool bumper stickers.

I'm a geek

I have one that I was given to me years ago by an ex-gf that hated the ex- before her

" I still miss my ex...... but my aim is improving"

My favorite non-automotive related:

BTW, I've also worked on the design of a few... my most recent:

Wish I'd had one of these when I owned a truck..

Saw one on a red van "fat people are harder to kidnap"

I think I want to make one that says: "Attention carjackers: This car has a clutch and a stick." Wonder how many I could sell?

"Grandma's gonna be mad when she sees what we did to her car..."

Oh, I forgot another recent favorite, as seen on an early '80s panel molester-van:

"I'm the neighbor with the big freezer"

mad_machine wrote:

BoostedBrandon wrote: "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop!"

I have crohnes disease.. I can legally use that sticker!

Until Officer Friendly sees that you do your business on a handy little bag.

(I don't know much about it, so you probably don't.)

Wally wrote:

Wally, a guy I went to college with printed up a bunch of 2-3" round stickers with card suits like that: 1 with a spade, 1 with a club. He also printed some with a graphic of a wood screw on them. Any time we hit the mall we would take a handful and, errrr, edit any cars we found those stupid heart bumperstickers on. Of course, this was in the mid '80s, when the I Heart Whatever thing was first reaching disgustingness.

I know a guy who has a bumper sticker on the back of his 4WD cummins powered Dodge crew cab dually that says "I speed up to run over hybrids". I love that!

"Honk if you have poor impulse control."

"If we arent supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of food?"

4cylndrfury wrote: "If we arent supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of food?"

That seems in the same spirit as "Jesus was a jew"... obviously true, but somehow provocative.

A few years back I got a close look at the Subaru Road Racing Team's Legacy wagon, on the liftgate was the sticker "Dude! You just got passed by a wagon."

Duke wrote:

Wally wrote:

Wally, a guy I went to college with printed up a bunch of 2-3" round stickers with card suits like that: 1 with a spade, 1 with a club. He also printed some with a graphic of a wood screw on them. Any time we hit the mall we would take a handful and, errrr, *edit* any cars we found those stupid heart bumperstickers on. Of course, this was in the mid '80s, when the I Heart Whatever thing was first reaching disgustingness.

BRILLIANT!!!

Back in the early seventies, a lot of the local motocross tow vehicles had, "WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT IN CALIFORNIA".

I think it still applies.

4eyes wrote: Back in the early seventies, a lot of the local motocross tow vehicles had, "WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT IN CALIFORNIA". I think it still applies.

There's a bunch of variations on that theme in the South. We don't care how you do it in (NY/NJ/Michigan/etc.).

I've always preferred the old Delta Airlines slogan, "Delta is ready when you are..", but it works better in conversation than it does on a sticker.

I got some stickers made that say "Gets 40 mpg without making the driver look like a tool" to combat all the yuppie high-and-mighty Prius owners telling me their cars were better than mine. Anyone want one?

I also need a sticker that has a Harley logo with a big ol' red slash through it. I'm reaching boiling point on those idiots driving by my house at full throttle at 5 AM. Cue the South Park episode...

back in the mid 90's one of my friends was a garbage man.. he found a bunch of "so and so" for Congress bumper stickers in a garbage can.. he spliced a few together and made me one that said "berkeley Congress".. i put it on the back of my Vega wagon.. a few weeks later, that same place threw out a bunch that said "What Would Jesus Do?".. i put one of those under my other bumper sticker, to make the best bumper sticker ever.. my mom peeled both of them off when i was visiting..

phaze1todd wrote: I'm a geek

You're not a geek, you just have good taste. :)

Either that, or I'm a geek too.

Twin_Cam wrote: I also need a sticker that has a Harley logo with a big ol' red slash through it. I'm reaching boiling point on those idiots driving by my house at full throttle at 5 AM. Cue the South Park episode...

That reminds me of one - "Loud Pipes Save Lives"

bravenrace wrote:

Twin_Cam wrote: I also need a sticker that has a Harley logo with a big ol' red slash through it. I'm reaching boiling point on those idiots driving by my house at full throttle at 5 AM. Cue the South Park episode...

"Loud Pipes Save Lives" <

...or can get your ass kicked

Im with Twin Cam...between the weekend warrior iron-maiden wannabe CPA bikertools with loud pipes, and the hill-jack necktards with their uber queer cummins-super-turbo-duallie-penis-extensions doing drunken burnouts to impress the toothless girls, its getting hard to sleep. Time to start tossing broken glass into the intersection...

Twin_Cam wrote: I got some stickers made that say "Gets 40 mpg without making the driver look like a tool" to combat all the yuppie high-and-mighty Prius owners telling me their cars were better than mine. Anyone want one? I also need a sticker that has a Harley logo with a big ol' red slash through it. I'm reaching boiling point on those idiots driving by my house at full throttle at 5 AM. Cue the South Park episode...

Be even better if they looked like the stickers that give hybrids carpool access here in Cali.

"if god wanted us to filter beer, he wouldnt have given us these livers " bells brewing