logdog
logdog Dork
10/13/14 6:00 p.m.

.... with awful pictures. I think this is a picture of a cell phone with a broken screen showing a bad picture.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/13/14 6:45 p.m.

Not only saying "ain't", but spelling it wrong.

logdog
logdog Dork
10/13/14 6:51 p.m.

I blame the public schools

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/13/14 6:54 p.m.

I blame parents for not countering public schools with a big stick.

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
10/13/14 6:57 p.m.
914Driver wrote: I blame parents for not reinforcing public schools with a big stick.

FTFY.

logdog
logdog Dork
10/13/14 7:03 p.m.

Jeez. All I wanted to do was post a picture that I thought was funny.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/13/14 7:07 p.m.

"we r"? WTF is that supposed to mean? We are? Were?

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UberDork
10/14/14 12:45 a.m.

Good thing I can't speak 'tard. I might have ended up buying that awesome car.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
10/14/14 8:06 a.m.

It has a slap-stick shifter!??!

psteav
psteav Dork
10/14/14 8:19 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Good thing I can't speak 'tard. I might have ended up buying that awesome car.

Hey, bro, there's like, nothing wrong with being 'tarded. My ex-wife's a tard. She's a pilot now.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UltraDork
10/14/14 9:16 a.m.

I am on a number of those Facebook groups that sell cars and parts. It's pretty much all the people that post the bad pictures on Craigslist. Glad I am not the only one who noticed that.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
10/14/14 9:39 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Good thing I can't speak 'tard. I might have ended up buying that awesome car.

I'm fluent in 14 dialects of Tard. This particular ad reads as follows:

"I am posting this advertisement for a friend. He currently owns a 2015 Toyota Corolla. This vehicle is equipped with the automatic transmission that also has the ability to manually select gears via the selector on the console. This vehicle is extremely clean and has been well cared for. I do apologize for the poor picture as I am currently a special needs student and I have not figured out how to properly take photos.

I forgot to mention in my original post, this is the Sport Edition (SE) and we are located in Idiotsville, Ohio. Thank you for looking at my ad"

Hope this helps.

tuna55
tuna55 UltimaDork
10/14/14 9:47 a.m.

itsarebuild
itsarebuild HalfDork
10/14/14 9:52 a.m.

If the poster's specialized skills were required to create this ad the poster's friend must be really savvy!

ScreaminE
ScreaminE HalfDork
10/14/14 10:56 a.m.

I sell a lot of parts on the Focus Parts Facebook Page. I deal with a lot. A lot. A lot of tards on there. There is a group of about 15 or so that don't even own a Focus. Their only goal is to price police. I can't post a part without this one asshat commenting on the price. Sometimes good, but mostly bad.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
10/14/14 10:59 a.m.
ScreaminE wrote: I sell a lot of parts on the Focus Parts Facebook Page. I deal with a lot. A lot. A lot of tards on there. There is a group of about 15 or so that don't even own a Focus. Their only goal is to price police. I can't post a part without this one asshat commenting on the price. Sometimes good, but mostly bad.

Ever cruised around ProbeTalk or PerformanceProbe?

Seriously mind-boggling.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
10/14/14 11:37 a.m.
Bobzilla wrote: "He currently owns a 2015 Toyota Corolla. This vehicle is extremely clean and has been well cared for."

...except for the whole Florida-Alaska-Florida road trip he apparently made in the first month of ownership. 8,000 miles already? Sheesh.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
10/14/14 12:55 p.m.

In reply to Duke:

I'd rather have a high mile, newer car than a low mile older car personally. Hell, the last 2 vehicles I burned through 36k miles in about 14 months each. The truck we have now is the exception to our rule.

Greg Voth
Greg Voth Dork
10/15/14 8:46 a.m.

Agreed on the mileage. I've had my Cruze for a bit over four months and am over 19k on it.

I was just talking to my aunt and uncle and have them telling me they sold their 2008 highlander since it was starting to have problems around 35,000 miles.

Just look at aussiesmg's elantra. You can put a ton of miles on a newer car in a short time with no problem.

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