Craigslist read headache of the day

chavy cosuca Date: 2011-01-25, 12:22PM EST Reply to: sale-sfzph-2179328014@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I would like to sell it do to the money promble I am having it just needs branks I want 1000 for I will not go down at all the is being sold as is the car just get a oil change and wont need tall 118,000 the car only has 116113 on it I am still driving it run and drives grant as of now its only somethings like branks you and call me at 231 two two 5 ten 55 NO EMALES PLEASE THANK YOU ASK FOR BRUCE

I'm hoping he needs the money for a new 3rd grade education.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/2179328014.html

Great description of the vehicle in question and proof that if you can read this, thank a primary teacher

apparently the seller wont go down on any EMALES

What we have here is a failure in communication....

Soo.... we have a Chevy Corsica that needs brakes. The seller's name, who is Bruce (could be Glenda for all the atrocious spelling in the rest of the ad) is having money problems, and is looking to sell said Chevy Corsica for 1000$, no less. It had an oil change at ~115k.... shouldn't need one til 118k by Bruce/Glendas math. He prefers to speak in person, I'm guessing because he realizes that if he continues to murder written word in such a fashion he'll be put on trial and shot.

Did I get it right?

Chavy Cosuca.

Corksoaker?

Motherfrockers. At least it wont need tall, I hate when they need tall.

What good is he if he won't go down? Does he want to sell the car or not? Sometimes you have to go down.

fargin' icehole and his money prombles

He misspelled Chavvy.

I translated it for you:
I am not here legally. I traded the car to my drug dealer…for some drugs. The drugs are now gone. I need more drugs. Please bring a big bag of money to my house. Come alone. My name is not “Bruce,” my name is something else but nobody calls me that anyway; they call me “Perro Loco”. Please do not call Immigration or Vice or the Gang Unit or the K-9 Unit. My impeccable language skills are indicative of my character and my intentions.

this is what a Brank is, apparently=]

and this is who it drives. Grant, Ulysses S Grant to be exact.

I don't understank what the promble is.

DukeOfUndersteer wrote: What we have here is a failure in communication....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RWjkQ4M8o&feature=related

I wonder what is the promble with the branks. Chavvy Corsucas don't normally have them.

Prombles or branks.

If I were grant I'd be really upset that someone has been running and driving me and is now selling me on craigslist.

racinginc215 wrote: My wife thinks it's speech to text gone wrong. I think the guy is just a moron.

+1