Damn nature! You scary!

"Zebra from circus on loose in downtown Atlanta"

http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/zebra-from-circus-on-312266.html

Again?! A few years ago it took police over two hours to wrangle a cow got that loose on the downtown connector.

Beware the Army of the 12 Monkeys!!!

Local report from here a few years ago about a man who hit an octopus and skidded into some penguins killing 2. (penguins that is)

That sounds very much like a hockey accident.

Did the penguins look anything like this:

Genius Reporter wrote: Zebras' stripes stick out on the highway or on campus, but they help them hide among tall grasses in Africa, especially from lions, the color-blind predator.

Thank you Atlanta Journal-Constitution

he should have used the zebra crossing. (ba dum tsch)

I freaking love this town.

thatsnowinnebago wrote:

Genius Reporter wrote: Zebras' stripes stick out on the highway or on campus, but they help them hide among tall grasses in Africa, especially from lions, the color-blind predator.

Thank you Atlanta Journal-Constitution

You just experienced the reader-level of the those who still use it as a source of news.

That's why it is commonly referred to as the "Urinal-Constipation".

Was that a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?

At least they didn't see one of these.

^ That monkey looks like it's really, really enjoying that football...

I saw a baboon-like animal sitting on top of a parked work truck last weekend near Berkeley. It was lean, tallish and had long hair. I saw other cars stopping and I was wondering what the hell are they stopping for... OH, that. The only thing I can come up with to explain it is a line from an old movie where one sailor asked another why the captian had a monkey & he said it's because being captian is a lonely job.

I think what you saw is called a "hippie". They're native to the Berkeley area

a zebra last week, this week a Bison...

DEKALB COUNTY, Ga. -- Chopper 2 spotted a bison was spotted on Interstate 20 eastbound, just east of Columbia Drive. The buffalo appeared to be injured next to the HOV lane. Four left lanes of I-20 have been closed.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/22684679/detail.html

We get gators on the roads here, but that never gets on the news. Just no big deal. But with the rapidly increasing Python population, it's only a matter of time till one of those show up on I-95. That will be fun.

God help us if the killer whales decide to turn on us. Oh wait....

well, someone busted a cap in it....

"The black-and-white striped animal was spotted all over town ... "

I'm confused.

West Texas ranchers know how to take care of strays

Oh, give me a home ...