Deaf U.S. man sues Pornhub over lack of closed captioning in porn videos

barefootskater said:

I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."

"I'm here to fix the copier."

BTW in 14-years of fixing copiers not once did that happen to me. Not. Even. Once. 

Pete Gossett said:

barefootskater said:

I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."

"I'm here to fix the copier."

BTW in 14-years of fixing copiers not once did that happen to me. Not. Even. Once. 

I used to stop if I saw a lady on the road with a flat tire.  I thought there was so much potential, what with jacking it, getting the nuts off, etc.  Not. Even. Once. Maybe because it wasn't my day job?

Floating Doc said:

Wally said:

Ethnic Food-Wrap Aficionado said:

bluej said:

John Welsh said:

A sample of porn closed caption...

 

O, ooooooo, ooooooo, oooo,  ooooooooooo,  ooo,  ooooooo....

 

 

*slapping sounds*

*slapping sounds intensify*

*boot stuck in mud sounds *

Wally wins the internet!

Wally has off-site storage for all the internets he's won over the years.

Wally said:

Would he settle for the sign language interpreter in the corner of the screen?  

I see a new sub-section coming with some interesting possibilitys,  thanks Wally.

AngryCorvair said:

Pete Gossett said:

barefootskater said:

I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."

"I'm here to fix the copier."

BTW in 14-years of fixing copiers not once did that happen to me. Not. Even. Once. 

I used to stop if I saw a lady on the road with a flat tire.  I thought there was so much potential, what with jacking it, getting the nuts off, etc.  Not. Even. Once. Maybe because it wasn't my day job?

It was my day job, still nothing.  I guess it only happens to plumbers.

Wally said:

AngryCorvair said:

Pete Gossett said:

barefootskater said:

I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."

"I'm here to fix the copier."

BTW in 14-years of fixing copiers not once did that happen to me. Not. Even. Once. 

I used to stop if I saw a lady on the road with a flat tire.  I thought there was so much potential, what with jacking it, getting the nuts off, etc.  Not. Even. Once. Maybe because it wasn't my day job?

It was my day job, still nothing.  I guess it only happens to plumbers.

*just started as a plumbers apprentice this month.

But what if there's a suspicious pineapple in the kitchen where I'm replacing a faucet?

barefootskater said:

Wally said:

AngryCorvair said:

Pete Gossett said:

barefootskater said:

I mean, it is pretty important to know if the handyman is "here to service you" or if it's a plumber "here to lay some pipe."

"I'm here to fix the copier."

BTW in 14-years of fixing copiers not once did that happen to me. Not. Even. Once. 

I used to stop if I saw a lady on the road with a flat tire.  I thought there was so much potential, what with jacking it, getting the nuts off, etc.  Not. Even. Once. Maybe because it wasn't my day job?

It was my day job, still nothing.  I guess it only happens to plumbers.

*just started as a plumbers apprentice this month.

But what if there's a suspicious pineapple in the kitchen where I'm replacing a faucet?

It needs to be upside down!

In reply to barefootskater :

You heard him, be sure to turn over any pineapples. 

What this guy is failing to recognize (and I don't know, maybe it was explained to him in health class and he just wasn't listening), is that if he watches too much closed captioned porn, he actually runs the risk of going blind.

At that point, he would be limited to some sort of Helen Keller based porn, which, I fear, may already exist somewhere on the internet.

Wally said:

Would he settle for the sign language interpreter in the corner of the screen?  

Maybe a live sign language interpreter standing in the corner of the room watching and signing.

In reply to Woody :

Rule 34.

I am here to say it does happen in some trades.....

SVreX said:

Wally said:

Would he settle for the sign language interpreter in the corner of the screen?  

Maybe a live sign language interpreter standing in the corner of the room watching and signing.

Is Garrett Morris available?

bearmtnmartin said:

I am here to say it does happen in some trades.....

Please don't tell me you're a mortician

bearmtnmartin said:

I am here to say it does happen in some trades.....

This is the internet. 

Pics or it didn't happen.

bearmtnmartin said:

I am here to say it does happen in some trades.....

I sure hope not,

My customers are old white guys.

Wow. Every once in a while the zombie canoes revive something beneficial.

I missed this thread the first time around, and I'm glad I got this in my life today.

In reply to Beer Baron :

I apparently was the second comment on this thread, and still didn't remember this one. Good Lord, there's spome absolute comedy gold

Like they say, "You can sue a ham sammich ....."

in Florida.

NickD said:

In reply to Beer Baron :

I apparently was the second comment on this thread, and still didn't remember this one. Good Lord, there's spome absolute comedy gold

I'm glad to hear you say that. It concerns me when I find a new interesting thread I haven't read then notice I posted in it 4 years ago! Lol!

Like the blind guy from earlier, nobody saw this coming.