Dear Women:

Sometimes you are very frustrating. Particularly when I'm trying to get into your pants.

Sincerely,

A Frustrated Young Man.

lol. You do understand that that is how you end up with little rug rats running around the house eating up your race car funds.

To be young and chasing tail again.

Get over it. Lest ye become a frustrated old man.

Sincerly,

A frustrated middle aged man.

I will tell you the same thing that I tell my sometimes very obsessed divorce clients: they make more of the stuff every day

Once in a while I get frustrated. Mostly because of bitchiness on the part of some girls that I'm otherwise very fond of. Just needed to vent for a second. Thanks guys.

Just remember don't be a fool wrap your tool.

Although this is GRM isn't the answer for anything with relationships, PITB.

I've been with the same woman for 13 years...some days she says stuff and I just look back with this blank look of not understanding a word she just said

Grtechguy wrote: I've been with the same woman for 13 years...some days she says stuff and I just look back with this blank look of not understanding a word she just said

Your girlfriend says stuff? You've gotta get that under control, man.

tuna55 wrote:

Grtechguy wrote: I've been with the same woman for 13 years...some days she says stuff and I just look back with this blank look of not understanding a word she just said

Your girlfriend says stuff? You've gotta get that under control, man.

make that the 4 letter version.....W-I-F-E

Grtechguy wrote:

tuna55 wrote:

Grtechguy wrote: I've been with the same woman for 13 years...some days she says stuff and I just look back with this blank look of not understanding a word she just said

Your girlfriend says stuff? You've gotta get that under control, man.

make that the 4 letter version.....W-I-F-E

DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

Oops... too late.

Ah hahahahahahahahaha.

Get used to it. It doesn't get any better. Even after you have been married to them for 24 years.

Hey, my wife of 19 years gives ME the blank look of not understanding.

What does that mean?

porksboy wrote: Hey, my wife of 19 years gives ME the blank look of not understanding. What does that mean?

It means stop talking about cars, sports, etc. At least that has been my experience.

96DXCivic wrote:

porksboy wrote: Hey, my wife of 19 years gives ME the blank look of not understanding. What does that mean?

It means stop talking about cars, sports, etc. At least that has been my experience.

My girl is not a car fanatic nearly to the extent that we are, but she will sit and listen to me talk about cars, and watch them on TV. She goes to car shows with me and particularly likes British cars.

And she loves hockey and baseball. She's already sold on season tickets for the Hurricanes.

Yes, I'm a very lucky man, and no, I can't figure out for the life of me why.

porksboy wrote: Hey, my wife of 19 years gives ME the blank look of not understanding. What does that mean?

When my Lovely wife gets the self-righteous urge, I normally just call her by her Mother's name.

Silence/silent treatment....either way it's all the same...

There are times... a LOT of times... when having a g/f who is into cars is a mixed blessing...

Where do you find these women that are into cars (that do not only turn left)?

The easiest way to get women interested in you, is to already be in a relationship.

^^^ True ^^^

I seem to have way more opportunities when I'm not in a position to act on them.

I recall a study saying that men in relationships often emit a pheremone that makes them more attractive to the opposite sex.

PS My last girlfriend, who I still hang out with, loves to watch Top Gear, so at least I have that.

I just attended a dinner tonight where the couple (my pastor) was married 60 years.

Wow!

3Door4G wrote: Sometimes you are very frustrating. Particularly when I'm trying to get into your pants.

Poor thing. I will send you a pair of mine.

I've been married for 35 years. Just to two different women.

cwh wrote: Just to two different women.

I like to call the first one the "training wife."

3Door4G wrote:

Sometimes you are very frustrating. Particularly when I'm trying to get into your pants.

Poor thing. I will send you a pair of mine.

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Can I nominate this to go in the magazine?

Salanis wrote: The easiest way to get women interested in you, is to already be in a relationship.

QFT. Nobody wanted me when I was alone. Now that I've finally found someone, they're constantly trying to get me to cheat.

Grrr.