Dear Women:

poopshovel wrote: I dress because the judge recommended I should.

Thanks for that nasty mental picture Poop. I think I'll go kill my self now.

If men are shiny happy people, it's only because women (who are all crazy) cause them to be so.

There's no chicken-egg conundrum, that's just how it is

And please god, let my fiancee not read this post.

Joe Gearin wrote: Man will never be able to figure out women. The men who say they have, are either lying, or fooling themselves. It is best not to anger them, listen to them, and hopefully they will allow you to be around when the mood suits them. (also not predictable) All you can do is try to put yourself in situations that MAY work out to your advantage. Do not expect a payoff, as you will usually be disappointed. Rather be happy when luck strikes! also, don't listen to me, as I have no berkeleying idea either!

That sounds exactly like cats... only you get in a lot more trouble for drowning a bag of them.

Lesley wrote: While seeing a dad with a kid in his arms makes me go all mushy inside, it's usually not with lust.

What about uncles, I mean that just says hey look its a single guy who isn't freaked out by kids.

I believe that all guys are shiny happy people, and all women are crazy. I also believe that there is some sort of shiny happy person-crazy scale, I just can't figure it out yet if its the more shiny happy person, the more crazy, or the more crazy, the more nice guy.

Speaking as a male preschool/afterschool teacher, I can say that there is something inherently creepy about a man who's REALLY into kids.

i officially thinkk lesley is totally cool..lol that pants comment did it.

mtn wrote: I believe that all guys are shiny happy people, and all women are crazy. I also believe that there is some sort of shiny happy person-crazy scale, I just can't figure it out yet if its the more shiny happy person, the more crazy, or the more crazy, the more nice guy.

Thankfully for women there is the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.