traded in his big clown shoes for proper cowboy boots, which resulted in his losing his job at....
traded in his big clown shoes for proper cowboy boots, which resulted in his losing his job at....
...the snuggie factory. Billy Mayes has a crippling Cowboy boot phobia. When he was a kid, he watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger, where chuck roundhoused 7 hungry rabid Lions to save the only vial of antidote on the face of the planet which was needed to save a litter or orphaned bunnies. Chucks boots were so terrifyingly scary, he had to create shamwows to clean up the mess. Ever since that day, billy never could...
...imagine a trip to Guido Beach without Mike Guido, and this made Billy so sad that he was heard muttering....
....a dingo ate my baby, then he went around back and....
... walked onto the Oprah show as a guest to discuss getting the clown his job back so he doesn't have so much time to build supercars out of used toasters. Oprah then pulled out a red wagon with 200+ pounds of fat and lard and said, take this and...
turn it into bacon. At which point,...
the entire forum burst into rousing applause, only to find
Bacon is... made from... Oprah!!!
At this point Charlton Heston (risen from the grave) burst in and yelled 'Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!' Oprah immediately roundhouse kicked him in the chops because everyone knows that NOBODY upstages Oprah even if she is made of bacon. Heston immediately called upon the NRA to...
...create a trebouchet strong enough to hurl a 250lb, bacon based, un-named multi million dollar television star from chicago directly to Guido beach. Charlton and the NRA both new that, once there, all that bacon would force the Guido Beach party people to instinctively...
...heavily grease their hair with all that pork fat. The wanton destruction of an enormous and self important TV personality for the 'beautification' of the Guidos caused the ghost of Sigmund Freud to exclaim...
...berkeley this, where is the blow...
gun? I need to clear out.....
....all the pron the Mormons have been downloading so that.....
... Mr. Dapro can get a little extra bandwidth for his floundering on and on about...
...nothing in particular. While all that was going on, Chuck decided to have Texas secede from the union because Al and Barack and Oprah (the bacon lady) were driving him...
whatever it was he went on about. But the problem has been solved thanks to the Dork Queen who now has a new patio. Be carefull because she still has room for...
neon4891 wrote: whatever it was he went on about. But the problem has been solved thanks to the Dork Queen who now has a new patio. Be carefull because she still has room for...
...the gazeebo from Hell...constructed from blown heads from 60s European cars, and pure hatred which was harvested and concentrated from the source of all hatred, which is more commonly known as...
4cylndrfury wrote: ...the gazeebo from Hell...constructed from blown heads from 60s European cars, and pure hatred which was harvested and concentrated from the source of all hatred, which is more commonly known as...
... the purple teletubby...
.........who was falsely accused of being gay by a member of the.....
KKK. With Obama in office the KKK is now focusing their hate on purple Teletubbies and now instead of burning crosses they...
... go on the Colbert Report and Stephen Colbert once again exposes them for the idiots they are. This enrages the Klukker so much that they all spontaneously explode, the resulting confetti...
...was saved for the parade for the return of the Black Stig...
....who really wasn't wanting to return anytime soon so he sent.......
...LQ back to Ormond Beach with the remnants of the Neon that grenaded in Pyongyang along with one RHD E30 325is since...
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