we all know that a RHD E30 325is and a Neon will always...
we all know that a RHD E30 325is and a Neon will always...
...end up in a ridiculous staring contest that wont end until...
the Neon says "hi", and the Bimmer says "bye", which is fairly predictable, seeing as how...
a Bimmer (MINI) had a Neon engine it for the first few years. Then keeping in the Mini tradition of minimal changes in 41 years, the BMWMINI decided to...
...remain a BEON in spite of the ranting and cursing of the clown, who immediately grabbed Chuck Norris by the goolies (hey, even Chuck knows when to lay low) and they took a 747 across the Atlantic to the headquarters of BMW where they...
... presented a strongly-worded letter the UN would be proud of to the CEO of BMW, who promptly...
asked if Lizard Queen wrote it, which would make it unacceptable to...
mel_horn wrote: asked if Lizard Queen wrote it, which would make it unacceptable to...
The Lizard King, currently ensconced at the summer palace with his favorite concubine named...
BACON WOMAN!!! Queen of the airwaves, matron of chicagoland, and the master of...
giving away cars. And it turns out that the stig was in the audience that day. In his lap in this new resonably priced car (it was free) he decided to listen to...
....the King of the Feral Armadillos who demanded that he....
search the term "Cinnabar E30" and report on his findings to the President of Namibia* by close of business on...
*(Or is it NAMBLA?)
Friday the 13th, which was known to be a ...
...great day for baking muffins. It is a little known fact that the perfect recipe for muffins includes 2 heaping tablespoons of ...
bacon, but only if you grind it first, and add Cajun spices to the....
Feral Armadillos before roasting and feeding to....
the hordes of starving SUV's, which makes mileages...
go up but you still can't get there from here because the SUV's now stop for every dead armadillo on the side of the road. But meanwhile back at the ranch...
http://jalopnik.com/5168336/commenter-of-the-day-hi-billy-mays-here-edition
Billy Mays begins infiltrating the automotive world, until EastCoastMojo jumps out of the bushes and stabs him repeatedly until dead. Meanwhile in the great city of Metropolis.....
...Vince Offer, sensing the death of his comrade-in-sales, jumps into a phone booth and transforms into... Smarmy-Man! Complete with a Sham-Wow cape and Slap-Chop sidearm, Smarmy-Man flies to...
to the top of a nearby tree where he is immediately struck by a low flying plane. Speaker Plosi screamed at her pilot...
" Get this freakin' Gulfstream V up to altitude! I got some earmarks to write!" while the ghost of Billy Mays, at the cabin door testing a repaired parachute, replies" It has the strength..."
of a thousand miatas.....
or was that mosquitoes. Billy's ghost never could be sure. He strapped one to him self and...
sneezed.... so hard, he flew out the open cabin door....
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