Do I get a cape?

I feel like super dorks should get capes.
Today is a proud day.

No. Sorry. No cape. But you get a dicky.

Yes, with each level you'll gain new powers. I used to think that superdork earned you a cape so you could fly. Then I found out that the cape is that it is just there for show. What REALLY gives you the power to fly is the incantation that you'll translate with the magical decoder ring. (You won't get the incantation until you can do a passable version of the secret handshake. - Remember lots of practice)

The most useful thing that superdork gets you - if your behavior is pleasing to the GRM powers that be - is a map that leads to the mysterious underground cave that all of the world's 10mm sockets have been migrating to for the last 50 years.

Some say that if you reach MegaDork, you are given a key to the organization's rusty LSx-swapped gremlin, and you will start down the path of learning all seven of the GRM secret memes. (I'm only up to three.) I revealed two of the secrets in the past week, and suspect that I have said too much....I need to go. My sources tell me there's a cement mixer starting up

True story - I was rallycrossing this weekend and way out in the middle of nowhere shagging cones. Car goes by, cloud of dust, I shield my eyes and look down in an attempt to minimize corneal damage. Something shiny catches my eye. A nudge with my toe to brush away the dirt and a ratchet appears. A craftsman ratchet, 3/8 drive. What is attached to the ratchet? 10mm socket.
Even if the cape is only ceremonial, I shall wear it with pride.

Can I be part of the club?

You get an official GRM fedora.

mazdeuce wrote: Something shiny catches my eye. A nudge with my toe to brush away the dirt and a ratchet appears. A craftsman ratchet, 3/8 drive. What is attached to the ratchet? 10mm socket. Even if the cape is only ceremonial, I shall wear it with pride.

Clearly, you surprised the socket while it was trying to migrate. Caught in the open, with nowhere to hide, it decided to play dead like an opposum. (Unless you have a keen eye, you often miss them when they do this.) I bet you scared the heck out of the little fella.

Sarah Young wrote: You get an official GRM fedora.

This place is getting too ironic. I've probably never heard if it before.

Sarah Young wrote: You get an official GRM fedora.

If a GRM fedora would make me look as cool as Bogie, I'd wear one.
Sadly, it would only make me look like this

FWIW, I did just look in the GRM store, and noticed a distinct lack of stickers small enough to put on my welding helmet.

In reply to JoeyM:

I'm having issues getting my diecuts to stick to my Kawa's lower fairing.....

yamaha wrote: In reply to JoeyM: I'm having issues getting my diecuts to stick to my Kawa's lower fairing.....

Did you try to put the diecuts on and sand blast an area around it?