This is funny
What about a doctor with guns?
From: http://funmeme.com/archive/2008/06/11/short-lawyer-jokes.aspx
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.
What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea.
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bicycle.
It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) ... that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die.
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they destroy everything.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A one in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
Oh crap! Here comes Dr. Hess with his gun!!!!
I'd love to see a bumper sticker that says: "Guns don't kill people, SUVs do."
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