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SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/31/16 11:54 a.m.

Dork definition

Edit: May be NSFW

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
5/31/16 11:58 a.m.

In reply to SVreX:

No.

Besides, I'm a middle aged, Christian, conservative, white guy. I'm not allowed to be offended. There's a law somewhere.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
5/31/16 11:59 a.m.

Toyman nailed it.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/31/16 12:10 p.m.

15' is fairly impressive. So what's a MegaDork?

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UltraDork
5/31/16 12:16 p.m.

Only "fairly impressive"??

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
5/31/16 12:38 p.m.
SVreX wrote: 15' is fairly impressive. So what's a MegaDork?

Ya'll better stand back. I've got to turn this thing around up in here.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager, Grassroots Motorsports & Classic Motorsports
5/31/16 12:40 p.m.

You guys are just now realizing that? lol.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UltimaDork
5/31/16 12:49 p.m.

You're just figuring out that was the original meaning of the word?

Brian
Brian MegaDork
5/31/16 12:50 p.m.

In reply to Marjorie Suddard:

I knew it was male genitalia related, but not specifically blue whale. Now I want to drive the armored Russian suv.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/31/16 12:59 p.m.

Sorry Margie. I probably should not have shared.

This knowledge is not likely to improve the behavior around here.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/31/16 1:02 p.m.

A teeny tiny little bit of knowledge could be like Pandora's box in creating a bunch of truly massive oversized dorks.

bluej
bluej UltraDork
5/31/16 1:11 p.m.

And in an ironic turn of events, the GRM forum is the only place in the world where the more you blab about your ride, the greater your "dork" actually grows.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
5/31/16 1:23 p.m.

Ill be impressed when they make an interior out of it.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/31/16 1:24 p.m.

.... and some people just talk about the size of their Dork in an effort to increase the size of their Dork.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
5/31/16 1:25 p.m.

I couldn't love GRM the magazine or the website more, and believe me, I don't like to be the P.C police or anything or the guy who has a problem with everything thing, but I do have a problem with this...

I find it a bit offensive that you use terms like "Dork" "MegaDork," "PowerDork," "GeneralManager" etc etc... for your little descriptions or whatever in the avatars. I myself do not have special needs, nor am I a special ed teacher or counselor, but I feel sensitivity for people with special needs as I am a student taking special ed classes, and my Girlfriend is pursuing her masters in the field.

These terms although I'm pretty sure are not even real words, are obviously meant to resemble the words used to describe people with Whale penis impairments, and it appears that they are used on these boards in a joking sense which, as I view it, makes light of people who are afflicted with Whale penis disabilities.

Prombron
Prombron MegaDork
5/31/16 1:37 p.m.
mndsm wrote: Ill be impressed when they make an interior out of it.

Here you go:

Whale penis leather interior

So, which MegaDork is going to be the first to change his screen name to "Prombron"?

NOHOME
NOHOME PowerDork
5/31/16 1:43 p.m.
mndsm wrote: Ill be impressed when they make an interior out of it.

You asked for it...

http://www.thehogring.com/2013/01/28/dartz-to-trim-suv-in-whale-penis-leather/

Maybe I can use this to trim the Molvo..."Molvy-Dick"

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
5/31/16 1:46 p.m.
NOHOME wrote:
mndsm wrote: Ill be impressed when they make an interior out of it.
You asked for it... http://www.thehogring.com/2013/01/28/dartz-to-trim-suv-in-whale-penis-leather/ Maybe I can use this to trim the Molvo..."Molvy-Dick"

Last i checked they actually never did this. Something about whale circumcisions and peta.

NOHOME
NOHOME PowerDork
5/31/16 1:49 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
NOHOME wrote:
mndsm wrote: Ill be impressed when they make an interior out of it.
You asked for it... http://www.thehogring.com/2013/01/28/dartz-to-trim-suv-in-whale-penis-leather/ Maybe I can use this to trim the Molvo..."Molvy-Dick"
Last i checked they actually never did this. Something about whale circumcisions and peta.
n 2009, the company announced that its Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, the most expensive SUV ever built, would be trimmed in whale foreskin. However, plans were quickly scrapped after whale-loving organizations like Greenpeace and PETA lodged complaints. For one reason or another, plans are back on to use the exotic (and very odd) fabric.

No good will cum of this.

Prombron
Prombron MegaDork
5/31/16 1:52 p.m.

In 2013 they reintroduced it as an option for buyers in China:

Nothing like a long ride on a whale penis

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
5/31/16 1:55 p.m.

I wonder if they'll do any other interiors in a similar vein.

Prombron
Prombron MegaDork
5/31/16 1:56 p.m.

In reply to mndsm:

Knock on wood.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
5/31/16 1:59 p.m.

This is deteriorating rather quickly.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin Dork
5/31/16 2:11 p.m.

Adam to Eve..."better stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets!"

MrJoshua
MrJoshua UltimaDork
5/31/16 2:14 p.m.

I'm not even going to bring up how many Female Dorks there are on this board, those conversations always get confusing.

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