That job must be like circumcising elephants. The pay is lousy but the tips are big.
That job must be like circumcising elephants. The pay is lousy but the tips are big.
Dork is more fitting then the previous Tard rankings as most people that know me tell me in a bit of a dick.
Well, I am known to be a bit of a knob in general, so it certainly fits.
bearmtnmartin wrote: Adam to Eve..."better stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets!"
And so, just like that, Eve was the first woman to have to pretend a dork was a good size. She couldn't even use the old "it happens to lots of guys" line to make ol Adam feel better, cause there wasn't lots of guys. Just one guy.
Let blue whales and their lack of hands and opposable thumbs be a lesson to us all. If you have a 15' phallus, evolution has determined that you also don't need the means to pleasure yourself.
bearmtnmartin wrote: Adam to Eve..."better stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets!"
Adam to Eve: "No, you can't touch it. You broke yours off."
Adam to Eve: "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's gonnna get".
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Keep the tip!"
MrJoshua wrote: I'm not even going to bring up how many Female Dorks there are on this board, those conversations always get confusing.
HEy, don't get judgmental, they can use whichever bathroom they want.
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