http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

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Hoooleeee hell! WTF!?!?!?

The author of that article has obviously never watched a porno.

I think you're safe. Most girls don't read that magazine once they're through puberty.

Sounds like COSMO is running out of ideas, and grasping at straws. Sheesh!

They want you to dress up like your dog?

7 can be enjoyable when done elsewhere than where mentioned

3 I've told to a few girls, I think they are afraid to break it

I'm a bit more freaked out by some of the other articles, to be honest.

http://www.cracked.com/article/125_13-real-animals-lifted-directly-out-your-nightmares_p1

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

I love cracked. The writing on that website is absolutely hilarious.

Don't really see what's too shocking there....

Ex read a thing in Cosmo about using ice in her mouth while, uh, 'Celebrating Bob's birthday', and I'll tell you what, I loved it..... (you either know that, or you don't)

She also used to greet me with various Cosmo stuff when I'd get home on race weekends (corner worker) and it all seemed ok to me.....

Cosmo didn't seem to be the magazine guys needed to worry about.