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914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
6/30/09 12:45 p.m.

The Postal Service celebrated Elvis' life with a stamp but first they asked the public which one to use. The 70's bloated cod in a white jump suit and cape, or the 50's rocker with a DA and nice teeth.

I've heard about all the Michael Jackson music, stories and speculation I'd care to for a while, but I have to ask:

Which MJ will be plastered all over; the young black entertainer with a real gift, the Geri-Curled Madonna wannabe or the latest version of an ugly rich white woman?

Nothing personal but I hope the gobsnobbling pedophile roasts.

Edit: I know simply asking the question perpetuates the stories, speculation etc. Sorry.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
6/30/09 12:51 p.m.

didnt expect it from you 914

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
6/30/09 1:00 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: didnt expect it from you 914

Expect what?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
6/30/09 1:02 p.m.
914Driver wrote: I hope the gobsnobbling pedophile roasts.

hard not to take that personal if youre a fan

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
6/30/09 1:05 p.m.

Got it.

I retract "gobsnobbling"; the roasting part is a personal opinion.

Keith
Keith SuperDork
6/30/09 1:45 p.m.

The Thriller Michael!

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
6/30/09 1:47 p.m.

Another Elvis question - was there as much gratuitous media circle-jerking when he died? I mean it's Tuesday now and they're still on it. I don't recall the media revolving around one event so much since 9/11.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn Dork
6/30/09 1:55 p.m.

As I remember it the hoopla when Elvis died was pretty big, although we didn't have the Internet and blogs and tweets and all that back then so it doesn't really compare.

Shaun
Shaun New Reader
6/30/09 2:03 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Another Elvis question - was there as much gratuitous media circle-jerking when he died? I mean it's Tuesday now and they're still on it. I don't recall the media revolving around one event so much since 9/11.

No. And the media machine was a teeny tiny little itsi bitsi industry compared to the brain sucking mega global borg grossness it is now. And back then, people used to have lives they lived away from screens that were there very own creation. If Elvis arose from the dead and keeled over 2 days later it would be just as big of a deal as this whole media clusterberkeley.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
6/30/09 2:11 p.m.

He was a talented performer for less than 20 years, and a pedophile and a freak for well over over 30. Which should win out?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
6/30/09 2:40 p.m.
4cylndrfury has to keep reminding himself: we all like cars here...we all like cars...keep thinking about how much we all like cars...its about the cars...
wherethefmi
wherethefmi Dork
6/30/09 2:44 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: He was a talented performer for less than 20 years, and a pedophile and a freak for well over over 30. Which should win out?

Guys he wasn't a pedophile, maybe a freak who wanted to stay young, but a molester, I doubt it. any 5 year old could have kicked his ass as frail as he was for the last 15 years or so. Hasn't the kid who claimed he was molested by MJ come out and said he was trying to get money out of MJ

I believe that he was so abused as a child and used for his talent, that he regressed into some sort of childish state.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
6/30/09 3:46 p.m.
Shaun wrote: If Elvis arose from the dead and keeled over 2 days later it would be just as big of a deal as this whole media clusterberkeley.

If Elvis arose from the dead and then keeled over 2 days later, I'd watch the E36 M3 out of that on YouTube.

Margie

Tom Heath
Tom Heath Production Editor
6/30/09 4:09 p.m.

I was really hoping your question would be about Flyin' Miata's Elvis.
I'd love a stamp of this...

And no, I have no idea where all those tire marks came from...really.

suprf1y
suprf1y Reader
6/30/09 4:18 p.m.
wherethefmi wrote: Guys he wasn't a pedophile, maybe a freak who wanted to stay young, but a molester, I doubt it. any 5 year old could have kicked his ass as frail as he was for the last 15 years or so. Hasn't the kid who claimed he was molested by MJ come out and said he was trying to get money out of MJ I believe that he was so abused as a child and used for his talent, that he regressed into some sort of childish state.

Never before has the phrase, where there's smoke, there's fire, seemed so appropriate. With all due respect, I don't think you're being honest with yourself.

wherethefmi
wherethefmi Dork
6/30/09 5:26 p.m.

Well regardless of what you all think, I believe what I believe. Do I have any proof either way? Neither do you guys, so lets not condemn a dead man for actions that may or may not have happened.

Keith
Keith SuperDork
6/30/09 5:41 p.m.
Tom Heath wrote: And no, I have no idea where all those tire marks came from...really.
suprf1y said: Never before has the phrase, where there's smoke, there's tire, seemed so appropriate.

Fixed that :)

Tom, awesome picture.

Appleseed
Appleseed HalfDork
6/30/09 7:43 p.m.
Keith wrote: The Thriller Michael!

Plus a bagillion!

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
6/30/09 10:11 p.m.

Forget Michael Jackson, put Billy Mays on a stamp.

ManofFewWords
ManofFewWords Reader
6/30/09 10:22 p.m.

Perhaps you missed the tv special where he asked if it was wrong to share a bed with a child (not his own)? Burn baby Burn.

Appleseed
Appleseed HalfDork
6/30/09 10:27 p.m.

A stamp made of Mighty Putty.

RedS13Coupe
RedS13Coupe Reader
7/1/09 5:44 a.m.
suprf1y wrote:
wherethefmi wrote: Guys he wasn't a pedophile, maybe a freak who wanted to stay young, but a molester, I doubt it. any 5 year old could have kicked his ass as frail as he was for the last 15 years or so. Hasn't the kid who claimed he was molested by MJ come out and said he was trying to get money out of MJ I believe that he was so abused as a child and used for his talent, that he regressed into some sort of childish state.
Never before has the phrase, where there's smoke, there's fire, seemed so appropriate. With all due respect, I don't think you're being honest with yourself.

He is right though, http://www.industryfinest.com/news/headlines/evan-chandler-says-micheal-jackson-never-touched-him.html Kid said his father coached him into lying for money. Not saying MJ did nothing ever, but he was a damn perfect target for such a false allegation... especially after he got accused once. Settling out of court doesn't mean much imo, just covering your ass legally as we all know the courts are not infallible. Just saying I dunno which side is true, but I could believe either one of them pretty easily.

I'd say the older but still black MJ, though for some reason I imagine it will be the white but not completely decrepit looking MJ that is actually used.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
7/1/09 7:05 a.m.
Tom Heath wrote: I was really hoping your question would be about Flyin' Miata's Elvis. I'd love a stamp of this... And no, I have no idea where all those tire marks came from...really.

With a V8, they were probably made by accident while parking the car in the photo shoot area.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
7/1/09 7:13 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Forget Michael Jackson, put Billy Mays on a stamp.

And sell it with a MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!

I'd buy it

Edit: BTW, to mark Billy Mays' passing I think we need to add a Billy Mays smiley. A nearly-Norrisesque beard, a big grin and a thumbs up should suffice. It'll be really handy in the classifieds section.

RossD
RossD Reader
7/1/09 7:28 a.m.

Whats a stamp?

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