captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
12/23/20 7:42 p.m.

...and a fire place or fire pit wrap up empty boxes up tonight and/or tomorrow. Wake up Friday morning and panically proclaim, what if Santa stopped at a house that has covid before he got here?!?! Odds are almost certain that he will have, and frantically throw all the wrapped empty boxes into the fire.

 

 

Wait until about 4pm before getting their actual gifts out. Apologize for having had to burn the PS5. 

Slippery (Forum Supporter)
Slippery (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
12/23/20 7:48 p.m.

Lol

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
12/23/20 8:12 p.m.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that, deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late.


—Jack Handey

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
12/23/20 8:30 p.m.

Don't burn wrapping paper.

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
12/23/20 9:09 p.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

You say that like were not supposed to be burning old couches, mattresses and house paint.

secretariata (Forum Supporter)
secretariata (Forum Supporter) SuperDork
12/23/20 9:13 p.m.

Only burn couches in Morgantown. Don't y'all know anything?

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/24/20 8:00 a.m.

Seriously, don't burn wrapping paper.   Bad for the chimney (ever see a chimney fire?)  and your safety; thanks for the PSA Woody.

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter)
Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
12/24/20 8:12 a.m.

So,why not burn wrapping paper? I mean, specifically? Something in the coloring? 

And i LOVE the idea of torching the empty boxes....

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
12/24/20 8:33 a.m.
Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

So,why not burn wrapping paper? I mean, specifically? Something in the coloring? 

And i LOVE the idea of torching the empty boxes....

Based on a childhood experience, I'm guessing chimney fire.  We were burning wrapping in the wood stove one Christmas when all of the sudden it sounded like someone was driving an empty freight train up and down the chimney.  Fortunately, my dad was prepared with chimney fire suppresser and managed to get it put out before it either spread or damaged the chimney.  I think the issue is because it's so thin it burns EXTREMELY fast, it generates too much heat and can ignite any residual creosote in the flue.  

Brian(formerly neon4891)
Brian(formerly neon4891) MegaDork
12/24/20 10:45 a.m.

I stacked and burned 3 couches last month. Well, 2 couches and a near couch sized chase. 20+' flames. Unfortunately the tree over the pit was about 15' high. Thankfully we had fresh snow that morning so things stayed damp and not too on fire. 

SVreX (Forum Supporter)
SVreX (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
12/24/20 10:57 a.m.

In reply to Brian(formerly neon4891) :

Toxic fumes...

I don't think the issue is the height of the flames. 

Dieselboss15
Dieselboss15 Reader
12/24/20 8:43 p.m.

do it outside then... 

Antihero (Forum Supporter)
Antihero (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
12/24/20 8:48 p.m.

Wrap the presents in newspaper then?

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
12/24/20 8:56 p.m.

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