Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UltimaDork
10/13/23 9:34 a.m.

Bigfoot was spotted in Colorado.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-bigfoot-evidence-colorado-sighting-picture-b2429053.html

Looking at the vid, its remarkable that cell phone cameras have come so far, but still can't help us determine if it's a costume or not.

 

brandonsmash
brandonsmash New Reader
10/13/23 9:46 a.m.

I'll just go out and say it: Bigfoot is just Elon Musk in cosplay. 

 

Scotty Con Queso
Scotty Con Queso UltraDork
10/13/23 10:03 a.m.

It looks like a guy in a ghillie suit to me. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
10/13/23 10:15 a.m.

Yeah, that was probably me.  I've got a lot of body hair and I haven't shaved in a week.

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
10/13/23 10:20 a.m.

That thing walks like a random guy named Ron who thinks Flock of Seagulls was the greatest punk band ever and drinks White Claws in any flavor with coconut.

Not bigfoot.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/13/23 6:08 p.m.

It's always been some kind of guy in some kind of suit. People got their hands on giant squid corpses against much tougher odds.
 

TJL (Forum Supporter)
TJL (Forum Supporter) Dork
10/13/23 6:17 p.m.

Someone is going to stumble upon Stampie taking a shower and it'll hit the news. 

Based on the title, I was assuming someone spotted Florida Man™. I was going to say that I see him everyday while driving to work lol

NickD
NickD MegaDork
10/13/23 8:18 p.m.

From what some people were saying on one website, there's a guy in the area that runs "Bigfoot hunting tours" for tourists and is known to dress up in a Bigfoot suit and do E36 M3 like this to drum up business.

J.A. Ackley
J.A. Ackley Senior Editor
10/13/23 10:29 p.m.

I love cryptids, aliens and all that stuff, but I have yet to be convinced Bigfoot is real. #iwanttobelieve

MyMiatas
MyMiatas HalfDork
10/13/23 11:52 p.m.

I liked how it plopped right down on its butt so it could watch the train! :0D

red_stapler
red_stapler SuperDork
10/14/23 1:35 a.m.

Clicked on this thread hoping someone had sighted the Insulindian Phasmid

Oapfu
Oapfu Reader
10/14/23 7:17 p.m.

Add this to the list of "ways you can be embarrassed to have your state show up in the news".

IMO, the unexplained swarms of giant drones are a better mystery.

Unrelated except for location: the movie "Tread" is on youtube for free.  It's worth watching...in the background, at 1.5x-2x speed, while working on something else.

Purple Frog (Forum Supporter)
Purple Frog (Forum Supporter) Dork
10/15/23 10:35 a.m.

I dunno, but we see him almost every day.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/15/23 11:27 a.m.

I dunno. Bigfoot isn't THAT elusive.

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
10/16/23 5:59 p.m.
1988RedT2 said:

Yeah, that was probably me.  I've got a lot of body hair and I haven't shaved in a week.

I don't wear shorts so rednecks don't shoot at me

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/16/23 6:21 p.m.

For something so elusive, it certainly does not move like it wants to remain hidden.  

MyMiatas
MyMiatas HalfDork
10/16/23 11:15 p.m.

How about buying one?? This one is for sale

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